Haiku time!

[Cinnamon]

Well, it can be fun

that really can’t be denied

S’mores are delicious

[Immortal Platypus]

Random topic change!

Those are often really fun.

I steal highlighters.

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don't worry, I give them back afterwards.  

 

[Telrao she/her]

Why steal highlighters

When you can, of course, good sir,

BECOME HIGHLIGHTER??

[Wittles he/him]

Or even better

Why, become a stick of course!

The highest lifeform

Edited March 23, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar

[Cinnamon]

4 hours ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

Become a stick of course!

Oh no! I’m aghast!

that is not the required 

seven syllables 

 

There are only six!

what a terrible mistake 

you must count better

[Wittles he/him]

AAAaaaAaaAaaAAAA what have I done?!!?

I did think I counted right,

I guess I can't count :/

[Immortal Platypus]

On 3/22/2023 at 6:01 PM, Telrao said:

Why steal highlighters

When you can, of course, good sir,

BECOME HIGHLIGHTER??

Because dear lady,

It annoys my acquaintance

the young Aes sedai.

Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Edema Rue she/her]

Ah, you call me young

But I am your elder, child;

You do not know me.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

Ah, you call me young

But I am your elder, child;

You do not know me.

I did call you young

but it was for a just cause

Few other words work

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I always forget

Being of Cacophony 

Knows Aes Sedai too

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That haiku was terrible 

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

That haiku was great!

It was logical and fun.

Why would you think not?

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I was unable 

To fit what I wanted to

Say in the haiku

 

For it did not flow

In the way it had been meant.

It was quite irksome!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Quite a strange structure.

It truly is a great feat

To send ideas here.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 3/25/2023 at 8:23 AM, TheAlpha929 said:

I always forget

Being of Cacophony 

Knows Aes Sedai too

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wait, what do you mean "too?" Do I know you IRL? Or just on the Shard?

 

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

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You don’t know me irl… 

Spoiler

But I know you 

Spoiler

Jk that’s creepy 

 

Honestly it was because I couldn’t think of a better word. Oh well

 

[Immortal Platypus]

On 3/26/2023 at 3:58 PM, TheAlpha929 said:

 

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okay, good. I was very concerned for a minute, trying to remember who you could be. actually, if you live near enough to me, I might know you and not know it  

 

[Telrao she/her]

7 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Nah. I’m pretty sure I know what state you live in, and it’s not the same as me.

Alpha has not used

Proper structure: a haiku!

TIME FOR SACRIFICE!!!!

 

[Immortal Platypus]

TIME FOR SACRIFICE???

Do my poor ears decieve me?

Sacrifice is fun.

[Telrao she/her]

Haikunas, the Shard

of Holy Haikus, shall now

Be offered a fiend

 

A certain Alpha

Who has not followed the rules

of Holy Haikus!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Oh! Oh holy crap!

 I could have sworn that I had 

Put it in the quotes!

[Immortal Platypus]

now you must fix it

or we shall persecute you

for eternity

[Telrao she/her]

That was a close call

Oh @TheAlpha929

'Ware! We watch and wait!

[Immortal Platypus]

On 3/29/2023 at 5:18 PM, Telrao said:

That was a close call

Oh @TheAlpha929

'Ware! We watch and wait!

I assume that you

didn't count the @ in it

or it would be 8

[Telrao she/her]

10 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I assume that you

didn't count the @ in it

or it would be 8

Nay, my fair brother,

Accomplice of the haikus,

I do not count it.

[Immortal Platypus]

that is very good

it would be bad if any

were to assume that