Shower thoughts

[Immortal Platypus]

*hides in corner trembling in fear*

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hello Snail friend! I like snails!! Can I be your friend?

[Immortal Platypus]

The snail already left.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

19 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I just realized. @TheGreatSnail seems to claim to be a snail, but also claims to be "just a lil goblin" How can both be true!!!!!!!?

Everyone knows that snails are just goblins with shells!

[Immortal Platypus]

you're not wrong... but that doesn't make you right  

[Quivil]

So what are gremlins?

[Immortal Platypus]

slugs? Goblins without shells that aren't goblins?

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 hours ago, Tani said:

So what are gremlins?

Little siblings.

[Immortal Platypus]

well... i think her answer is better sadly. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

If Exoplanets orbit other stars, is Earth an Endoplanet?

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

pregnant people who are in a pool are just human submarines 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

the ocean is just soup, therefore soup cans are just reverse submarines.

Edited May 1, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
i am noble blooded now

[Immortal Platypus]

Read and lead rhyme, and read and lead rhyme but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Read and lead rhyme, and read and lead rhyme but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead.

the fact that my brain knew that it needed to read it a certain way in order for it to make sense-

[Immortal Platypus]

12 minutes ago, shortcake said:

the fact that my brain knew that it needed to read it a certain way in order for it to make sense-

yep! that's the only way  

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

You’re evil cacophony 

Say you have five people, all in one profession. We’ll say butchers. Three of them gang up, and kill another. When the police found him dying, the last words he said were “It was three of the other butchers…” so you round up the four remaining butchers. They all are adamant that they did not commit the crime. You cannot get them to confess. What do you do to punish them?

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said:

You’re evil cacophony 

Say you have five people, all in one profession. We’ll say butchers. Three of them gang up, and kill another. When the police found him dying, the last words he said were “It was three of the other butchers…” so you round up the four remaining butchers. They all are adamant that they did not commit the crime. You cannot get them to confess. What do you do to punish them?

Are we assuming I have to be legal about it?

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

4 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

Are we assuming I have to be legal about it?

Nope, not at all. The criminals must be punished.

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Nope, not at all. The criminals must be punished.

Torture 

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

You’re evil cacophony 

Say you have five people, all in one profession. We’ll say butchers. Three of them gang up, and kill another. When the police found him dying, the last words he said were “It was three of the other butchers…” so you round up the four remaining butchers. They all are adamant that they did not commit the crime. You cannot get them to confess. What do you do to punish them?

yes. yes I am.

15 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

Torture 

that has been proven not to work. you're not searching for the truth, you're looking for a confession.

either way, I hook them up to a lie detector and find out the liars. I put them in jail.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

39 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

yes. yes I am.

that has been proven not to work. you're not searching for the truth, you're looking for a confession.

either way, I hook them up to a lie detector and find out the liars. I put them in jail.

That’s what I’d do 

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

58 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

you're not searching for the truth, you're looking for a confession.

are those not the same thing...?

[Immortal Platypus]

27 minutes ago, shortcake said:

are those not the same thing...?

no. If you're tortured, even if you didn't do it, you'll say you did so the torture stops.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Exactly!!

Except here's what we do, we ask who didn't do it and then see whose stories line up!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

1 hour ago, Edema Ruh said:

Exactly!!

Except here's what we do, we ask who didn't do it and then see whose stories line up!

That might actually work