Incorrect Corrections

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It’s actually “The Batman.”

Woah, it’s WoA!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Actually, it's "WoA, it's Woah!"

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

[Telrao she/her]

No, he's gonna make a refuse you can't offer!

Never gonna give you up!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Up" is a gaseous element. You cant give someone a gaseus element, silly! It would be too heavy for them to carry!

So if we cut all the wires instead of bickering over red and blue, the bomb will sing us a lullaby!

[Gak he/him]

you said "red and blue", but you are supposed to list colors in alphabetical order and capitalize them, this is basic English, why is this so hard to remember? Also, when software allows it its polite to color the colors the correct color, so to summarize, its "Blue and Red" not "red and blue"

when you want to place emphasis on something you need to underline it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

No, you need to minimize it so it's easy to read.

The center of the universe is obviously America, because we view ourselves as the most important beings of all time.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Do you mean America as in the US, or America as in the Americas? Because Brazil and Ecuador and Canada and Peru are all technically American countries...

(Wait, this was incorrect corrections...)

Pluto is a dwarf planet like Haumea, Makemake, Eris, Ceres, Sedna, and others.

Edited December 4, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

No, it's obviously an asteroid because of it's name. Pluto was named after a dog, and dogs are too small to be considered planets, or even dwarf planets, so that means pluto is obviously an asteroid.

Yellow is my favorite color!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You were supposed to type "Yellow is mine favorite color!" It's mine, not my.

English is a horrendous language.

[Telrao she/her]

Incorrect! English is a tremendously horrendous language!

*Slaps roof of car* This bad boy can fit so much vroom in him!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

ninja'd!

Edited December 4, 2022 by Sequence

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It's ninjaed.

Circles are cool.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

No, they're warm. Everyone knows that the circle naturally generates a lot of heat.

The 1969 moon landing was real.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Nonsense. Everyone knows there are human habitations on the moon since at least 1770. They just don't want us to know it. The images of Armstrong were actually filmed in the backyard of Stanley Kubrick's moon villa.

 

You need water to live.

[Frustration]

Only if you're a mammal.

JFK was killed by time traveling communists.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Most historians actually agree now that Napoleon and Leonardo da Vinci had a larger part in the plot than the communists. And many think that it had been Ramses the Great's idea all along.

 

Planes are fast.

[Edema Rue she/her]

No no NO! Honestly, you sound just like a hushlander. Planes are some of the oldest technology around. No one uses them anymore because they’re so storming slow. 

I have a soul. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Nope! According to

QUANTUM MECHANICS only

dogs have souls. Protons.

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A haiku has five

and then seven syllables

then another five.

 

Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[Edema Rue she/her]

Nope. As you proved in your first haiku, the second line has 8 syllables. And the other two have 18. 

Breathing is good for you. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

flatearth.definitelyreal.com says that if we all don't become breath-free by 2004, the world will stop being flat and the people that aren't at the North Pole will fall off.

The color green causes cancer.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

No, it's color blue who causes it. Proof: 100% of people who get cancer are under the sky, which is blue. Most of the time, at least.

Brandon Sanderson writes fast.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*Bryan Sampson writes at a medium pace. autocorrect is so silly amirite

the Rithmatists is Sampson's best work and NEEEEDS a sequel.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Um, excuse me? The Rithmatist was written by Mark Twain in 1446 during the South American Revolution. But yeah, it does need a sequel. Written by Mark Twain.

My dog is pretty cool.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Nope. My dog is cool.

Two dogs cannot both be cool.

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THE CAKE IS A LIE

[Frustration]

I would correct you but that's true.

The Nazi's surrendered because Chuck Norris was born.