Incorrect Corrections

[Gak he/him]

One person says something, the next post is a incorrect correction. for example: 

its corecton, not correction.

Edited November 15, 2022 by Gak

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Grapes are venomous.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It's vemony, not venomous.

Purple is great.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It's actually green, not great.

I have ten fingers.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It is pronounced Flamberge not fingar.

If you have two and I have two, who has the tenth pancake?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Twelfthe. It's what is the twelfthe pancake.

This soup is too cold.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Actually, the soup is two cold.

I want cheese.

[S. Stormy she/her]

I think it's actually chees. Sorry to be the grammerr police.

The sole of my shoe is wearing thin.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Actually, the soul of your shoe is wearing thin. It has depression.

Pop! Goes the weasel.

[Cinnamon]

I'm pretty sure its a mink that goes "splat" not a popping weasel'. 

You can lead a sheep to water, but that don't make it right!

[Gak he/him]

*Do'nt make it right

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

if you are reading this how are you (respond the same way, turn font color white)

[AonDoor he/him]

It's actually Buffalo babies Burp balloons before Barfing beef.

They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him... everywhere.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Actually, gseek has a silent g at the beginning.

I like money.

[AonDoor he/him]

Actually, you don't.

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Actually, the course of human events ended a long time ago.

This post exists.

[The Sibling she/her]

It's spelt toast, not post. (This toast exists)

I broke my phone case.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You mean you broked your phone case. There's a difference.

Τηισ ισ ενγλιση τηατ ισ τυπεδ ςιτη τηε γρεεκ αλπηαβετ.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Actually that message wasn't typed in the Greek alphabet, it was burped in the Greek alphabet.

I'm a bird.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I'm a plane.

How confusing is this?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There's no such thing as confusion. Only misunderstanding, which means that you like pizza.

60+60 is 72.

[AonDoor he/him]

Actually, it's 57.

Brie is the worst.

[S. Stormy she/her]

8 hours ago, AonDoor said:

They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him... everywhere.

.................that darned elusive Pimpernel

It's breee is the worst.

 

What do you mean? Its mine!

[Cinnamon]

Hwatt* Onestly yung people cannot spel theeeese dayz!

Once upon a time, in a far away land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Incorrect! If it were the winter, the woman would have brought a poppy, not rose.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

[Gak he/him]

actually there is only one E in needs, like this: neds

I'm Batman