Sequence Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 Fake news, my friend! The effort of dragging your mouse across the table, finger across the mousepad, or finger across the screen to click the color button, then spending so much time to find the white text color, then actually CLICKING it, and then typing what you want to say is simply too much effort for the human body to take. Anyone who tried would simply die. It would be much easier to simply create your own language for personal use. You should probably not smash an RTG with a hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 That is absolutely wrong. I don't know what an RTG is, but there is nothing that you shouldn't smash with a hammer. You should eat every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curon Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Actually, this is a tenacious misconception! As the world hunger organization (WHO) decreed in 1982, you should limit your calory intake to one weekday only. The remaining freedom of choice as to which weekday is to be feasted upon then brought forth the maxim "You should eat any day" which, finally, was twisted into the false, albeit appealing, version of the statement you just cited. Science is a kind of religion, too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 (Unfortunately you're right...) I mean... absolutely not. Science is the completely objective pursuit of truth and no one ever promotes their own opinions or beliefs as fact. Yup. Grapefruit is nothing like grapes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 Incorrect. It has the word grape in it. Paper comes from trees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 Uh... no! Paper comes from a bush, silly! Since paper doesn't have seeds, it can't be a fruit and must be a berry, which doesn't have seeds. As we all know, trees only grow fruit and bushes only grow berries, so paper grows on bushes as a berry. Turbofan engines are significantly more effective than turbojet engines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Actually, they're about the same. They're both "turbo," which means they do the same thing. They create tornados. Obviously. Turbojets just create waternados. In 1787, I'm told, our founding fathers did agree to write a list of principles for keeping people free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 No they didn't! What would make you think that? They wrote all of those lists to trick the aliens into thinking we were a civilized species. The silk road was important to trade and travel circa 1200 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Incorrect, my friend! Circa means "around," and the silk road was not, in fact, a circle. You exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 No, sadly. If You existed we’d all be in India right now at a Sharder Potluck. That darned elusive Pimpernel! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Actually... Sink me! I can't think of a correction! Calculators usually work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Calculators are notorious for in-flight failures, especially due to the unneeded complexity of it's engine system. It's failure rate exceeded 85% in 1987 and was discontinued a year later and removed from service with the Lao People's Liberation Army Air force in 1994. Highways are very useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted March 14, 2023 Report Share Posted March 14, 2023 What we now know as "highways" are not real highways, because they are below 25,000 feet. Highways haven't been around in a long time. The UN banned them due to excessive cases of altitude sickness. People who went on them brought altitude sickness wherever they went. Breakfast is nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted March 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2023 Actually breakfast is very rude, if you see him you should whack him in the face. You should throw away moldy food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 14, 2023 Report Share Posted March 14, 2023 No, no! Mold shows usp on food when it's ripe! You can't eat anything until it's ripe. Eggs are quite nutritious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 Speaking as someone who came from an egg, I can confidently say that there are no nuts in eggs. Legs have many uses, including walking and brother-kicking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted April 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 actually walking and brother kicking are done with the feet, the legs are used in running and sister kicking, though the latter is frowned upon in polite society. polite society is in fact not a acronym, nor should anyone ever make it one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 “Nor” isn’t a word. I think you mean “or.” Tennessine is the most recently discovered element. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 Well actually, since Tennessine consists mostly of Iron, we've always known about it in our hearts. Sporks are useless because they make terrible spoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 “Useless” isn’t one word. It’s “use less.” I am Groot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 Incorrect, I am Groot. This thread is necroed now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 *waits 3 months to post* No. Now it is. I like pineapples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 Incorrect. You hate pineapples. I think that Lightsong and Kaladin should form a boyband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 How do we know you think that, and aren't being fed that thought by the mysterious idea creatures? This is a statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 No, it's a forums post. Is this a question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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