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What? But locks are there to help open the door, silly! Since they're so easy to just rip right off, you're supposed to take them off and then bash the door open with them if the handle is stuck!

Airplanes fly 👍

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False, Europe is a part of Italy. 

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I know modern Italy is not the same thing as Roman Empire at all but the joke doesn't work otherwise and anyway we have to be incorrect here

 

Roses are red and violets are blue.

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Not quite. In fact, your vocal chords are played by tiny imps that live in your throat. Your brain sends a signal to them when you want to speak, they receive a tiny script of what they should play and then play it. It's a very demanding job and when the imps go on strike, you get laryngitis and lose your voice.

 

Cheese is made out of milk. 

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A common misconception. It’s actual a massive cluster of Orbeez that orbits the Earth made to replace the moon by NASA. The moon left after humans wouldn’t quit being annoying and littering flags on it.

Shade is made by something blocking a light source.

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