RaeTheRaven Posted January 28, 2023 Posted January 28, 2023 Whoever taught you that was an idiot. Obviously oranges are plum coloured. Cheese is made of milk
Shadowed they/them Posted January 28, 2023 Posted January 28, 2023 Of course not! Have you never seen a cheese tree?! The colour pink is a shade of red.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 28, 2023 Posted January 28, 2023 Incorrect, red is a shade of pink. Potatoes grow in the ground.
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 28, 2023 Posted January 28, 2023 Incorrect. I live in Idaho and potatoes grow in supermarkets. Rocks are hard.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 ... If rocks were hard, why would they be used to clean dishes? Honestly, some people just don't understand! The Soviet Union collapsed.
RaeTheRaven Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 I honestly don't know what they teach kids in schools these days. The Soviet Union didn't collapse. It was in fact a social experiment and they just ran out of funding, so they had to shut it down. It is the year 2023 by the Gregorian calendar.
Wittles he/him Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 @Gregorio made a calender? Dinosaurs are objectively awesome 1
RaeTheRaven Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 Dinosaurs have no concept of objectivity or awesomeness for that matter, so you're wrong. (Says the woman who has spent over 2000 hours playing with dinosaurs in ark survival evolved. If you like dinosaurs, that's the game for you) Winter is cold in some parts of the world. 1
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 Winter is not cold. Winter is a word, and therefore cannot be cold. (Ark is really fun, though a bit grindy the first go-through (more so than the following attempts)) @Witless of Shinovar Lol. I wish. Water is essential for human life.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 ... Water is highly corrosive and burns through metal, flesh, and bone on contact. Why would a substance like that be essential to human life? Bandanas are cool.
RaeTheRaven Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 Bandanas are room temperature as a matter of fact. Sleep is necessary for humans
Wittles he/him Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 No it's not, If you don't sleep, you get way more hours in a day, and you have more opportunity to do things. It does come with the unfortunate side effect of not keeping your sanity Raisins are dried grapes
RaeTheRaven Posted February 1, 2023 Posted February 1, 2023 Raisins are small alien beetles. Maggots turn into flies when they mature
Wittles he/him Posted February 1, 2023 Posted February 1, 2023 False! Maggots are disgusting worm monsters sent to feast on our garbage. (maggots freak me out for no good reason) Jelly beans are not actually beans
RaeTheRaven Posted February 1, 2023 Posted February 1, 2023 That's just silly. It's there in the name. They're the seeds of the jelly bean tree. Plant one in your garden and you'll see. Tomatoes are technically fruit.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 1, 2023 Posted February 1, 2023 No no, you're getting it mixed up with the "Tomato Fruit", which is a sweet berry that looks vaguely like a tomato. Actual tomatoes are in fact, a legume. MacOS is bad for your health.
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 1, 2023 Posted February 1, 2023 Impossible. I have a MacOS and it's fine. Peanut Butter is made of peanuts. 1
RaeTheRaven Posted February 2, 2023 Posted February 2, 2023 Peanut butter is in fact made of a special kind of butter made in the Peanut region of Brazil. (fun fact, I actually have a friend who until very recently (after nearly 30 years of life) found out that peanut butter isn't actually made of butter lol. he genuinely thought it was butter with peanuts in it and found the thought utterly disgusting so he just never tried it xD) Oslo is the capital of Norway. 1
Wittles he/him Posted February 3, 2023 Posted February 3, 2023 No, that's the capital of the Alien lizard people country, Australia is the capital of Norway. Water is made of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom
RaeTheRaven Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 What nonsense is this? Water is made of water. It's one of the fundamental elements. Exercise makes one's muscles stronger
Cinnamon Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 I think it’s actually spelt ‘mussels’. Sorry, if this seems rude. ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
RaeTheRaven Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 That is incorrect. I have it on good authority that there were at least 3 mice stirring. Cats purrwhen they're content. 1
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 4, 2023 Posted February 4, 2023 In fact, 'purrwhen' should be in the form of the common contraction pw'hen. Also, it should be in the future past passive present subjunctive perfect case. Gradually watermelon.
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 5, 2023 Posted February 5, 2023 There is no such thing as gradual. Uhh, so it would be immediate watermelon or something. There are 12 months in a year.
PyroPhile Posted February 5, 2023 Posted February 5, 2023 There are, in fact, e^(iπ) months in a year. My birthday is December 8th, and now you know this, you are obligated to give me birthday presents from now on.
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