The Battle for the Sandwich

[GG0z He/Him]

18 hours ago, -ACE- said:

Hi  

I try to get on as often as I can, but I don't usually have access to a computer, and I don't have web capabilities on my phone.

I recently rediscovered a Chromebook stashed away in my basement tho, so I should be on more often now

I don't know who you are, but hi! Nice to meet you

[-ACE- he/him]

5 hours ago, GG0z said:

I don't know who you are, but hi! Nice to meet you

I joined Sept. 2024 with my friend Through the living worldhopper near the start of the school year. I was really active, then stopped for a while during the winter, then became active again for the spring, then stayed active until the spring the next year (with varying levels of activity)

Im trying to be more active again cuz, like I said, I now have access to a computer!

 

I re-appear and take a bit gulp of your tea. Now you wish you had more tea. Where is the sandwich?

I look onto my website I just made (SandwichSpy.org) and I locate it in a different planet. No knowing how to get there, I wave around a magic fairy wand until I summon a fairy who grants me one wish. I stupidly ask to learn how to whistle loudly with my fingers. I whistle in hopes that the sandwich will hear and come to me.

[GG0z He/Him]

24 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

I joined Sept. 2024 with my friend Through the living worldhopper near the start of the school year. I was really active, then stopped for a while during the winter, then became active again for the spring, then stayed active until the spring the next year (with varying levels of activity)

Im trying to be more active again cuz, like I said, I now have access to a computer!

 

I re-appear and take a bit gulp of your tea. Now you wish you had more tea. Where is the sandwich?

I look onto my website I just made (SandwichSpy.org) and I locate it in a different planet. No knowing how to get there, I wave around a magic fairy wand until I summon a fairy who grants me one wish. I stupidly ask to learn how to whistle loudly with my fingers. I whistle in hopes that the sandwich will hear and come to me.

Instead, I appear in with a a piece of melted cheese, and slap you with it

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

15 hours ago, -ACE- said:

I joined Sept. 2024 with my friend Through the living worldhopper near the start of the school year. I was really active, then stopped for a while during the winter, then became active again for the spring, then stayed active until the spring the next year (with varying levels of activity)

Im trying to be more active again cuz, like I said, I now have access to a computer!

 

I re-appear and take a bit gulp of your tea. Now you wish you had more tea. Where is the sandwich?

I look onto my website I just made (SandwichSpy.org) and I locate it in a different planet. No knowing how to get there, I wave around a magic fairy wand until I summon a fairy who grants me one wish. I stupidly ask to learn how to whistle loudly with my fingers. I whistle in hopes that the sandwich will hear and come to me.

I look up the URL and fail to locate the website. I then sue you for scams and throw a werewolf at you (it noticed the whistling)

14 hours ago, GG0z said:

Instead, I appear in with a a piece of melted cheese, and slap you with it

I slap you with a piece of bacon!

[GG0z He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I look up the URL and fail to locate the website. I then sue you for scams and throw a werewolf at you (it noticed the whistling)

I slap you with a piece of bacon!

I eat the bacon. It's delicious.

I conjure a frying pan, steal Gordon Ramsay's face, and make a three course breakfast for Ink.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I eat the bacon. It's delicious.

I conjure a frying pan, steal Gordon Ramsay's face, and make a three course breakfast for Ink.

I wonder if the breakfast is poisoned, remember I'm functionally immortal, and eat it all in just under two minutes. I then thank GG0z for the breakfast and offer the Sandwich as payment. 

Do you have a pronunciation for your Shard name? In my head I end up saying Gee-Gee-Oz

[GG0z He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I wonder if the breakfast is poisoned, remember I'm functionally immortal, and eat it all in just under two minutes. I then thank GG0z for the breakfast and offer the Sandwich as payment. 

Do you have a pronunciation for your Shard name? In my head I end up saying Gee-Gee-Oz

I accept the sandwich, and thank Ink profusely 

I don't actually... I leave it yp to interpretation 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

16 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I accept the sandwich, and thank Ink profusely 

I don't actually... I leave it yp to interpretation 

Lol that's awesome!

I cackle with glee, for you mistakenly took the sandwich, leaving the Sandwich in my possession. Still cackling, I flee to my witchy tower in the woods with a crack of lightning. 

[GG0z He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Lol that's awesome!

I cackle with glee, for you mistakenly took the sandwich, leaving the Sandwich in my possession. Still cackling, I flee to my witchy tower in the woods with a crack of lightning. 

Why? It makes it kinda hard to tell people my username

I laugh quietly, since Ink just fell i to my trap. As soon as they enter, the house shall grow legs and f go to my location!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, GG0z said:

Why? It makes it kinda hard to tell people my username

I laugh quietly, since Ink just fell i to my trap. As soon as they enter, the house shall grow legs and f go to my location!

It seems kind of poetic that everyone has their own interpretation of each other, exemplified by being online. But perhaps that's just me. I think its cool!

I enter the house. It grows legs. I yell, "HEY! A WALKING HOUSE! AWESOME!" and immediately leave to investigate if other houses in the vicinity have the same properties 

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

It seems kind of poetic that everyone has their own interpretation of each other, exemplified by being online. But perhaps that's just me. I think its cool!

I enter the house. It grows legs. I yell, "HEY! A WALKING HOUSE! AWESOME!" and immediately leave to investigate if other houses in the vicinity have the same properties 

Not just you, Ink. That I know for sure 

the house follows ink very quietly

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

39 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Not just you, Ink. That I know for sure 

the house follows ink very quietly

I fail to notice the house. In the meantime, I accidentally animate two blocks of flats and the local football stadium. I'm not even sure how. 

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

I fail to notice the house. In the meantime, I accidentally animate two blocks of flats and the local football stadium. I'm not even sure how. 

I stand up, and hit my head against some spaghetti

[Factor She/Her]

I start eating the spaghetti with a coat hanger

I never manage to stay here for long... sorry...

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

I start eating the spaghetti with a coat hanger

I never manage to stay here for long... sorry...

how do you eat something with a ciat hanger?

[Factor She/Her]

Just now, GG0z said:

how do you eat something with a ciat hanger?

"You get the hook and use it like a fork, of course."

I begin juggling clocks for no particular reason.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

"You get the hook and use it like a fork, of course."

I begin juggling clocks for no particular reason.

That makes total sense! I summon the spaghetti shark from the NIGHTMARE BAGEL thread 

[Factor She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

That makes total sense! I summon the spaghetti shark from the NIGHTMARE BAGEL thread 

I decide hooking it with a coat hanger would be unethical, so instead give it a treat!

I keep getting scared I'm saying smth inappropriate. Better get rid of the coat hanger.

Edited 7 hours ago by Factor

[GG0z He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

That makes total sense! I summon the spaghetti shark from the NIGHTMARE BAGEL thread 

Ooh! My thread gets mentioned somewhere else! Yay!!

I immediately find a chessboard and gove it to the shark

[-ACE- he/him]

47 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Ooh! My thread gets mentioned somewhere else! Yay!!

I immediately find a chessboard and gove it to the shark

I sit the shark down at a table and start playing chess. The shark starts with pawn to d4. I counter with knight to f3. The game goes on... I snatch the sandwich, because the chess is making me hungry and try to take a bite before remembering its against the rules. I trade queens with the shark. I'm up 4 points! 

The game comes to a conclusion with me delivering checkmate to the shark's queen by advancing my pawn to g7. I win! The shark flips the table and goes back to eating the non-coat hanger treat. I continue to almost eat the sandwich. We are both happy.

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, -ACE- said:

I sit the shark down at a table and start playing chess. The shark starts with pawn to d4. I counter with knight to f3. The game goes on... I snatch the sandwich, because the chess is making me hungry and try to take a bite before remembering its against the rules. I trade queens with the shark. I'm up 4 points! 

The game comes to a conclusion with me delivering checkmate to the shark's queen by advancing my pawn to g7. I win! The shark flips the table and goes back to eating the non-coat hanger treat. I continue to almost eat the sandwich. We are both happy.

I start shimmering, and then dissappear from the mortal plane