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The Battle for the Sandwich

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how many fingers do you have  

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  1. 1. what color is your chair

    • french
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ChipsAHoid

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3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I correct you, as it's IotE, no IOtE, and take the sandwich while you're distracted.

Gimme a break, I’ve been at band camp all day, I don’t have the brain cells to spell anymore :P

*vague scream*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

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AltonicKeys
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The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich. The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and bo

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Soulbinder

I get Bill Nye to make you Consider the Following, and while you're considering I steal the sandwich. Unrelated, but I love your signature NerdyAarakocra! 

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NerdyAarakocra

I intercept your pole vaulting whilst you are going over the North Pole by hiring a Pole (Polish person) to show you a political poll, distracting you so that I can parachute down from a zeppelin and

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Through the Living Wrath

Through the Living Wrath he/him

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12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I throw some nukes at Hydra, one of Pluto's 5 moons. It comes crashing down and the impact obliterates everything. I sort through the ruins and take the Sandwich.

My Panda. Last time someone killed my Panda, I ATE THEM.

I appear behind you, tentacles leaving my mouth and binding you to the ground. My claws start to shred you to pieces as my stomach begins to wiggle. It splits open, and claw tentacle things burst out, pulling you inside.

My stomach closes and I make a new Panda, and continue to have tea.

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ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My Panda. Last time someone killed my Panda, I ATE THEM.

I appear behind you, tentacles leaving my mouth and binding you to the ground. My claws start to shred you to pieces as my stomach begins to wiggle. It splits open, and claw tentacle things burst out, pulling you inside.

My stomach closes and I make a new Panda, and continue to have tea.

Oh storms itirSp scares me.

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2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My Panda. Last time someone killed my Panda, I ATE THEM.

I appear behind you, tentacles leaving my mouth and binding you to the ground. My claws start to shred you to pieces as my stomach begins to wiggle. It splits open, and claw tentacle things burst out, pulling you inside.

My stomach closes and I make a new Panda, and continue to have tea.

My god....

ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

did you forget Nelmerg?

Nelmerg is adorable. itirSp is creepy

ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

It stops being adorable when it's directed towards you. 

That is false.

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him

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11 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My Panda. Last time someone killed my Panda, I ATE THEM.

I appear behind you, tentacles leaving my mouth and binding you to the ground. My claws start to shred you to pieces as my stomach begins to wiggle. It splits open, and claw tentacle things burst out, pulling you inside.

My stomach closes and I make a new Panda, and continue to have tea.

I steal your liver.

Also I compound cadmium to cause insanely high air pressure and an explosion.

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Through the Living Wrath

Through the Living Wrath he/him

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1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I steal your liver.

Also I compound cadmium to cause insanely high air pressure and an explosion.

My stomach is unaffected. I am the Spirit of Strange, the Spirit of Ends, the Spirit of Changes. I am itirSp.

You cannot harm me.

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him

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26 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My stomach is unaffected. I am the Spirit of Strange, the Spirit of Ends, the Spirit of Changes. I am itirSp.

You cannot harm me.

Well now I can steal your spleen, because I missed one of those when Glass tried stealing all my organs.

Through the Living Wrath

Through the Living Wrath he/him

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Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I compound pewter and slap it.

Part of my spirit web travels through your nervous system and reaches your brain. I now possess you.

Puny human. I crush the invasion, crumbling it between mental claws.

Your gall offends me.

Boils erupt all over your body.

Born of Mist

Born of Mist He/Him

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13 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My Panda. Last time someone killed my Panda, I ATE THEM.

I appear behind you, tentacles leaving my mouth and binding you to the ground. My claws start to shred you to pieces as my stomach begins to wiggle. It splits open, and claw tentacle things burst out, pulling you inside.

My stomach closes and I make a new Panda, and continue to have tea.

 

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My stomach is unaffected. I am the Spirit of Strange, the Spirit of Ends, the Spirit of Changes. I am itirSp.

You cannot harm me.

 

24 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

it grows teeth and bites you.

 

11 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Puny human. I crush the invasion, crumbling it between mental claws.

Your gall offends me.

Boils erupt all over your body.

I venture into this realm and see these events unfold. I turn to you. "Normally I would thank you but I'm still reeling from seeing one as weak as you win in a fight against him, your name creature?"

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KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him

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12 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Puny human. I crush the invasion, crumbling it between mental claws.

Your gall offends me.

Boils erupt all over your body.

I compound gold and steal your gallbladder, before duralumin-pewter tossing it at Pluto's escape velocity. It is now floating in the Kuiper Belt.

Through the Living Wrath

Through the Living Wrath he/him

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7 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

 

 

 

I venture into this realm and see these events unfold. I turn to you. "Normally I would thank you but I'm still reeling from seeing one as weak as you win in a fight against him, your name creature?"

I squint. “Do you not know me? The Eldritch King? Compass bearer!”

I remove my Compass from my cloak, showing it. “There are only a few of these in existence, mortal.”

”I am itirSp, and my day number far more than yours.”

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I compound gold and steal your gallbladder, before duralumin-pewter tossing it at Pluto's escape velocity. It is now floating in the Kuiper Belt.

The gallbladder grows tentacles and latches to your hand, sucking the blood.

ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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13 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

 

 

 

I venture into this realm and see these events unfold. I turn to you. "Normally I would thank you but I'm still reeling from seeing one as weak as you win in a fight against him, your name creature?"

STORMS! Y’ALL, STOP MESSING WITH ITIRSP!!! YOU’LL LOSE EVERY TIME…

ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Not me...

Its cognitive shadow slide tackles you.

YES YOU! LITERALLY NOTHING CAN DEFEAT IT!

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