The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, The Shattered Cosmere said:

its in space. you need a rocket.

I turn on warp speed and go to Alpha Centauri. I open my mouth to take a bite...

...and promptly explode cuz physics

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Aww."

I look for fallen Cheerios in my booster seat.

I like spicy

There are indeed some. 

We pull up at IHOP and go back in time so that the food will actually be decently okay. Then I come around to unbuckle you. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

There are indeed some. 

We pull up at IHOP and go back in time so that the food will actually be decently okay. Then I come around to unbuckle you. 

I am crunching on old, stale Cheerios.

[Shatter He/Him]

The sandwich is left floating in space

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am crunching on old, stale Cheerios.

I tell you very patiently that we shouldn't be eating those, then unbuckle you and pry the Cheerios away. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

25 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I tell you very patiently that we shouldn't be eating those, then unbuckle you and pry the Cheerios away. 

I whine and pout because three-year-old me wants her cheerios.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I gear up in an astronaut suit and jump up suuuuuuper high, like, so high I go into space. Then I grab the sandwich and realize I'm floating in space with no way to get anywhere.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

53 minutes ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

The sandwich is left floating in space

where a piece of space junk knocks back down the Earth. What will happen?!?! Will it burn in the atmosphere!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

18 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I whine and pout because three-year-old me wants her cheerios.

I carry you into IHOP and order some very nutritious eggs. 

[strmblsd he/him]

I wait for a girl to text me... For as long as it takes . And the sandwich lands in front of me like a meteor but im because it's bread was soft there was no crater. And I pick it up

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Because I WAS HOLDING THE SANDWICH, I get knocked down to Earth too, stand up, brush myself off, pluck it out of strmblsd's hands, and stroll away happily.

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

Because I WAS HOLDING THE SANDWICH, I get knocked down to Earth too, stand up, brush myself off, pluck it out of strmblsd's hands, and stroll away happily.

I trip BlueWildRye and grab the sandwich. "What's in this thing anyway?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I carry you into IHOP and order some very nutritious eggs. 

I kick you a couple times to see what you'll do.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

52 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I kick you a couple times to see what you'll do.

I hold you out in front of me so you can't kick me. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

I hold you out in front of me so you can't kick me. 

I lick your arm and giggle manically.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 hour ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

I trip BlueWildRye and grab the sandwich. "What's in this thing anyway?"

I say "whatever you think the most delicious sandwich ever is" and grab it from you

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

33 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I lick your arm and giggle manically.

I ignore you and begin to feed you eggs. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

I trip BlueWildRye and grab the sandwich. "What's in this thing anyway?"

It's obviously a sub

30 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I ignore you and begin to feed you eggs. 

I refuse to eat them.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

It's obviously a sub

I refuse to eat them.

I refuse to let you refuse. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I refuse to let you refuse. 

I make an adorable face at you.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I make an adorable face at you.

As your mother, I am immune and bribe you with the promise of dessert. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

As your mother, I am immune and bribe you with the promise of dessert. 

I gasp and reach for the eggs.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I gasp and reach for the eggs.

I smile and help you eat them. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

3 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I smile and help you eat them. 

In the confusion, I sneak into your party and grab the sandwich. I put it into a sandwich box and put it in my backpack. In its place I leave a seal dressed like @Bird Furious. 

The seal starts whooping. "EGGS HAAAGH HAAAGH! *Oort* *Oort*" and before any of you realise I've been here, I am puttering away at 120km/h in my Japanese golf cart.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I smile and help you eat them. 

*nomming intensifies*