The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

23 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sob because you did not slap me.

I hug you because I will not slap you. 

Then I take you out for foodles. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I hug you because I will not slap you. 

Then I take you out for foodles. 

*gasp*

I bounce happily in me seat.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I hug you because I will not slap you. 

Then I take you out for foodles. 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp*

I bounce happily in me seat.

wait... I thought Glass was the mother?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp*

I bounce happily in me seat.

I make sure to buckle you up for safety. 

3 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

wait... I thought Glass was the mother?

She is! 

Sometimes  

Sometimes I get to be the honorary mother  

[BlueWildRye he/him]

While y'all are distracted, I surprise Kaladin Stormcursed on the other side of the world, grab the Sandwich, and teleport it to the other side of the world from the other side of the world.

[Shatter He/Him]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

While y'all are distracted, I surprise Kaladin Stormcursed on the other side of the world, grab the Sandwich, and teleport it to the other side of the world from the other side of the world.

The thing is I jumped BlueWildRye and stole the sandwich and jumped into a rocket and shot off.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

wait... I thought Glass was the mother?

 

13 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I make sure to buckle you up for safety. 

She is! 

Sometimes  

Sometimes I get to be the honorary mother  

ehehe yey

I ask for a fwuit snawck

[Terrisman]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I ask for a fwuit snawck

Can I be the person who does the “tomato is really a fruit” thing?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, Terrisman said:

Can I be the person who does the “tomato is really a fruit” thing?

Jalapenos are really a fruit.

So are eggplants. And pickles.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Jalapenos are really a fruit.

So are eggplants. And pickles.

I say halepanios like jalepenos

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I say halepanios like jalepenos

lol I say them the first way

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

23 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

ehehe yey

I ask for a fwuit snawck

I tell you "after dinner, dear". 

[strmblsd he/him]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

lol I say them the first way

Jaw lap and those are too hot

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I tell you "after dinner, dear". 

"Aww."

I look for fallen Cheerios in my booster seat.

Just now, strmblsd said:

Jaw lap and those are too hot

I like spicy

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Aww."

I look for fallen Cheerios in my booster seat.

I like spicy

I have like a -3 spice tolerance 

[Shatter He/Him]

4 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I have like a -3 spice tolerance 

Have you eaten a ghost pepper or a california reaper?

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, The Shattered Cosmere said:

Have you eaten a ghost pepper or a california reaper?

Yes I ate a ghost pepper... I was tricked... And made 5 dollars 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I'd do that for $5

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I'd do that for $5

I was tricked... I thought it was normal pepper... It burned me for like sooo long.. stomach on fire.. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, strmblsd said:

I was tricked... I thought it was normal pepper... It burned me for like sooo long.. stomach on fire.. 

yuuuuuuuuuuck

That's just mean

I'm sorry

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, strmblsd said:

I was tricked... I thought it was normal pepper... It burned me for like sooo long.. stomach on fire.. 

thats so evil

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

yuuuuuuuuuuck

That's just mean

I'm sorry

 

2 minutes ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

thats so evil

The thing is the best was originally with normal peppers.. and then an old dude in my ward came up (it was at a ward dinner) and said here have one of these ones instead.. it was a ghost pepper he grows them in his backyard 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

whoa that's actually crazy

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

58 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I make sure to buckle you up for safety. 

She is! 

Sometimes  

Sometimes I get to be the honorary mother  

ahhhh ok

 

I use my finder-inator to find where the sandwich is cuz I lost track and take it

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, Doomslug the Arcane said:

ahhhh ok

 

I use my finder-inator to find where the sandwich is cuz I lost track and take it

its in space. you need a rocket.

I turn on warp speed and go to Alpha Centauri. I open my mouth to take a bite...