The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Pretender said:

I plug THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR back in and take the sandwich.

I take the Sandwich, placing it back in the reactor just in time.

My eyes glow as power courses through my veins.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Eyyyy page 300!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Eyyyy page 300!

Yep

I fall face first on the ground, realizing I was just too late.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Yep

I fall face first on the ground, realizing I was just too late.

I cackle manically. “I have destroyed you! With my eptness!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

thank you

*bows*

Lord knows I try to stay humble

Yerp

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Weaeeall, it do be like, like, y’ukn’ow, like, maybay a, like, cultuyre thang, madame.

19 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Indeed! But it's also just more respectful.

4 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I cackle manically. “I have destroyed you! With my eptness!”

I give you a hug 'cus you're my adorable little baby

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Yerp

Indeed! But it's also just more respectful.

I give you a hug 'cus you're my adorable little baby

I squirm. "MOTHER. I AM TRYING TO BE MENACING."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I squirm. "MOTHER. I AM TRYING TO BE MENACING."

I try to stop you from squirming. "CHILD. I AM TRYING TO HUG YOU."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I try to stop you from squirming. "CHILD. I AM TRYING TO HUG YOU."

"MOTHER!" I give up and pickpocket you, hoping for cookies. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

"MOTHER!" I give up and pickpocket you, hoping for cookies. 

You find only candy wrappers as I continue hugging you.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

You find only candy wrappers as I continue hugging you.

I sigh, then freeze you.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I sigh, then freeze you.

I am frozen with my arms around you.

There is no escape.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I am frozen with my arms around you.

There is no escape.

I slide down to the ground like a wormy worm and run away. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I slide down to the ground like a wormy worm and run away. 

*sad frozen noises*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*sad frozen noises*

*is now in a faraway land*

*unfreezes*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

*is now in a faraway land*

*unfreezes*

*sad unfrozen noises*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*sad unfrozen noises*

*feels bad*

*brings home pastries*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

*feels bad*

*brings home pastries*

*rejoices*

*nom*

*hugs*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*rejoices*

*nom*

*hugs*

*demands cheesecake for hugs*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

33 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

*demands cheesecake for hugs*

*gives cheesecake*

*continues hugging*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Waits for everyone to leave reactor*

*Steals sandwich*

*Reverses the polarity of the neutron flow*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

24 minutes ago, Ookla the Pretender said:

*Waits for everyone to leave reactor*

*Steals sandwich*

*Reverses the polarity of the neutron flow*

WAIT NO-

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

32 minutes ago, Ookla the Pretender said:

*Waits for everyone to leave reactor*

*Steals sandwich*

*Reverses the polarity of the neutron flow*

 

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

WAIT NO-

The scud does that do

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

16 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

The scud does that do

Nothing lol

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

54 minutes ago, Ookla the Pretender said:

*Waits for everyone to leave reactor*

*Steals sandwich*

*Reverses the polarity of the neutron flow*

 

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Nothing lol

But what if they become antineutrons?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

 

But what if they become antineutrons?

I don't think that's how you make antineutrons

I could be totally wrong though