The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

42 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I shrug because the puppy probably died already from lack of air.

I revive the puppy and eat it again.

[The H]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I revive the puppy and eat it again.

I call Wrath a madman and steal the dog and give it to someone doesn't eat dogs like Piano.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the puppy and give it to John Wick.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I, not knowing who John Wick is, decide to light a candle and try to torch the puppy

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Oh you’re done for, last time someone killed John Wick’s dog he murdered a lot of people.

I tackle you to the floor, trying to wrestle the candle out of your hand.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Oh you’re done for, last time someone killed John Wick’s dog he murdered a lot of people.

I tackle you to the floor, trying to wrestle the candle out of your hand.

I panic as John Wick gets angry.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I tackle you to the floor, trying to wrestle the candle out of your hand.

I succeed in lighting the dog on fire but something must be wrong with the temperature of my candle cuz the dog thinks it feels good and starts wagging it tail and jumping around

Also who is John Wick

Edited October 13, 2024 by Glass Glass Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Look it up

I relax a little, but still start backing away from Wick.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

I succeed in lighting the dog on fire but something must be wrong with the temperature of my candle cuz the dog thinks it feels good and starts wagging it tail and jumping around

Also who is John Wick

John wick is a retired government agent who went on a murder spree over the death of his puppy.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

John wick is a retired government agent who went on a murder spree over the death of his puppy.

ooooh-k...

[PianoSavant she/her]

That poor puppy…

In the confusion and chaos I take the Sandwich and decide to refrain from giving out puppies in the future.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

That poor puppy…

In the confusion and chaos I take the Sandwich and decide to refrain from giving out puppies in the future.

I give myself a puppy and eat it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I give myself a puppy and eat it.

I do a surgery to surgically remove the puppy and stitch it back together. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

I do a surgery to surgically remove the puppy and stitch it back together. 

As you do this, the skin parts to reveal eldritch claws, pulling it back together. A tongue lashes out of the stomach and eats the surgical equipment.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

32 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

As you do this, the skin parts to reveal eldritch claws, pulling it back together. A tongue lashes out of the stomach and eats the surgical equipment.

I demand the puppy back. 

[The H]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

As you do this, the skin parts to reveal eldritch claws, pulling it back together. A tongue lashes out of the stomach and eats the surgical equipment.

I feel like Wrath is the Sharder I'm most scared of because of this.

I squeak a squeaky Doomslug toy, baiting the puppy out.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I throw it up.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I watch as the puppy is flung into the air.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

It's national train your brain day!

I build a super complex MAZE OF DOOOOOM *dun dun dun* and put the sandwich in the middle.

 

Don't ask me how I got the sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Glass Glass Glass said:

It's national train your brain day!

I build a super complex MAZE OF DOOOOOM *dun dun dun* and put the sandwich in the middle.

 

Don't ask me how I got the sandwich

I jump over the maze and grab the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I jump over the maze and grab the Sandwich.

"Awww..." I say, dissapointed

[The H]

2 hours ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

"Awww..." I say, dissapointed

Poor Doomy...

WRATH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINING YOUR BRAN TODAY

 

I steal the Sandwich from Wrath, then launch it into the middle of the maze. "gOoD lUcK LoSeRs HAhaHaHaHAhAHahAHA"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give the maze a roof.

[The H]

13 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I give the maze a roof.

Smart kid

I observe the entrance to the maze, which says: 'YOU MUST TAG SOMEOBODY OUTSIDE OF THIS THREAD TO ENTER'

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

13 minutes ago, The H said:

I observe the entrance to the maze, which says: 'YOU MUST TAG SOMEOBODY OUTSIDE OF THIS THREAD TO ENTER'

@SOMEOBODYOUTSIDEOFTHISTHREAD 

yayy now I can enter my own maze that I built! And totally train my brain by totally fairly solving it!