The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

My F-26 blows up your F-23.

There is no higher fighter jet. Hahaha.

My F-22 is indestructible. You blow up.

My sneeze was so great that some of the snot was going so fast it phased through the cockpit and pressed the open button. I then repeat my actions.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My sneeze was so great that some of the snot was going so fast it phased through the cockpit and pressed the open button. I then repeat my actions.

I remind you that that's not physics and teleport myself and the F-22 to the CR.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

My F-26 blows up your F-23.

There is no higher fighter jet. Hahaha.

Luckily I just robbed a bank and I don't know anything about fighter jets

I blow up your F-26 with my F-∞

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I remind you that that's not physics and teleport myself and the F-22 to the CR.

I remind you that I’m an eldritch horror and I don’t need to follow physics, then destroy your F-26 while you gone.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I remind you that I’m an eldritch horror and I don’t need to follow physics, then destroy your F-26 while you gone.

My F-36 goes into hiding.

It doesn't go higher than 36 haha

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

My F-36 goes into hiding.

It doesn't go higher than 36 haha

My B-21 stealth attacks your F-36

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

My B-21 stealth attacks your F-36

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

My F-36 goes into hiding.

It doesn't go higher than 36 haha

My Poco swoops in and blasts your ships into oblivion

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My B-21 stealth attacks your F-36

N U K E

 

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Edited October 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

N U K E

 

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Hydrogen Bomb

Edited October 14, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Double nuke!

Spoiler

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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Spoiler

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[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Death star

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Black Hole

this is turning into rock paper dynamite lol

Edited October 14, 2024 by Glass Glass Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I get myself off the planet before it’s destroyed by nuclear warfare.

[The H]

56 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I get myself off the planet before it’s destroyed by nuclear warfare

I stop you by sweeping your leg.

(I feel like Vyz is the most tormented in this thread, but I'm happy to continue. )

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Me too

I put a bayonet on the nose of my F-22, then appear back in the Physical Realm

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Me too

I put a bayonet on the nose of my F-22, then appear back in the Physical Realm

I place Dune-Style atomics in my B-21, and attack you.

Edited October 14, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

52 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I place Dune-Style atomics in my B-21, and attack you.

I spear your plane.

Edited October 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

i appear after pages of not being here hoping to not be dead.  then i go take a nap

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I use the Anti Glass systems that were installed in the jet, kicking glass out and teleporting myself into it. And flying after Vyz who has the sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I peacefully walk around, but end up tripping on the F-22.

[strmblsd he/him]

i wake up because when you tripped you landed on me and i ask why you hit me then ask if i can go back to sleep

[The H]

Okay, but why in the world does everyone have Wrath's profile image? I wake up to find everyone with the same pfp, and frankly, I'm frightened.

I punch everyone who looks like Wrath, claiming I only meant to punch one of you. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, The H said:

Okay, but why in the world does everyone have Wrath's profile image? I wake up to find everyone with the same pfp, and frankly, I'm frightened.

I punch everyone who looks like Wrath, claiming I only meant to punch one of you. 

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