The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*sneaks up*

*steals Sandwich*

*sneaks away*

You thought wrong

[PianoSavant she/her]

I don’t notice because my limbs are all paralyzed and I’m slightly delirious.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Luckily, I jumped off the tree so instead of being crushed by it, i just got smacked in the face as I crashed into the ground. I’m unconscious.

I take the Sandwich, basking in its glorious taste as I eat it.

I ravenously shove piles of leaves into my mouth as I sleep.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I die from getting crushed by the tree.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I die from getting crushed by the tree.

I revive you using my eldritch magics.

[strmblsd he/him]

i return with my sword and we go out to lunch and chat about all the evil he destroyed

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, strmblsd said:

i return with my sword and we go out to lunch and chat about all the evil he destroyed

“Can I have lunch”

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Can I have lunch”

"are you evil? if you arent then yes"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

"are you evil? if you arent then yes"

“Evil is subjective. What’s your opinion on eldritch horrors.”

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Evil is subjective. What’s your opinion on eldritch horrors.”

*looks up what that is* " they are fine come join us for lunch"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, strmblsd said:

*looks up what that is* " they are fine come join us for lunch"

“Coool!”

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Coool!”

"what do you want to order?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

"what do you want to order?"

“Some squid!”

*watching heck’s kitchen s1 e2*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

52 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

"are you evil? if you arent then yes"

"May I join? I am not evil."

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I revive you using my eldritch magics.

I become alive. "Mayest me join too?" I say as I stealthily swipe the sandwich.

Edited October 9, 2024 by Unintelligenius

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I become alive. "Mayest me join too?" I say as I stealthily swipe the sandwich.

I yell, "SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I yell, "SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

I stand up and say to no one in particular, “Can you say ‘Quiero Matarlo?’”

in reference to the thief, of course.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I stand up and say to no one in particular, “Can you say ‘Quiero Matarlo?’”

in reference to the thief, of course.

I stare at you in confusion.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

My swiping is unswiped because of what Glass said. I am sad.

Edited October 9, 2024 by Unintelligenius
grammer

[PianoSavant she/her]

20 hours ago, PianoSavant said:

I don’t notice because my limbs are all paralyzed and I’m slightly delirious.

Eventually, I am rescued from under the tree. I make a full recovery and join y’all for lunch. Somehow this all happens in the space of thirty seconds. Cause uhhh logic

Edited October 9, 2024 by PianoSavant

[Grubfriend He/Him]

I use a magnet to pull the chair of the person with the Sandwich, and swap places with them and take the Sandwich

[PianoSavant she/her]

I somehow do not notice the exchange. I start talking to Xiahida like nothing happened.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I nod to Xia, then take the The Sandwich, and with it my rightful place.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I brilliantly fail to notice this as well. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneak up behind you and ask if you notice me at all.