The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

…into a wall and I take the Sandwich from your dazed hands.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I nonchalantly regenerate my health, and then nonchalantly grow three armclaws on each arm. I nonchalantly grow back my wings and fly after Vyz, but my duplicate once again stops me. I  nonchalantly no longer have a duplicate.

Edited September 23, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[The H]

10 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I cut some of my hair, and give it the witch letter.

I steal one strand, and pocket it.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, The H said:

I steal one strand, and pocket it.

I gave it to you… witch. Which hairs do you have?

 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I take the Sandwich and bring it here

Spoiler

 

Edited September 23, 2024 by PianoSavant
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[The H]

9 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I gave it to you… witch. Which hairs do you have?

 

(Just felt happier stealing it, witches grow soft with gifts. Use that plotpoint as you will.)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

(Just think of me as your evil eldritch creation)

I give a bestial roar, then launch towards Vyz, taking no time to extract the The Sandwich. I throw it to my Witch Master.

[strmblsd he/him]

I jump straight into a wall

[PianoSavant she/her]

I cover the wall in pillows before strmblsd hits it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I restrain Strmblsd with my arms.

Basically I hug him.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I vanish the pillows, and nugget avalanche (you thought it was done, didn’t you?) Glass. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I vanish the pillows, and nugget avalanche (you thought it was done, didn’t you?) Glass. 

Wait, I'm a nuggelanche now?

Dang.

I suddenly become a nuggelanche and vanish.

Parenthesis lol

GRAMMAR POLIIIIIIICE

Edited September 23, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[The H]

With Strmblsd restrained, I pluck a strand from his hair, quietly cackling to myself. Two more to go.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Nonono I’ve turn the phrase into a verb.

I use my mystic powers to reallow time travel for three seconds, in which I travel back and turn Glass into a nugget avalanche.

Guys guys guys. Why are we going after the The Sandwich, when we could go after the The Last Nugget

[The H]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The Last Nugget

Because the nugget can be eaten and erased from existence, The Sandwich cannot (and is claimed to be the tastiest one of all).

 

I bonk SpiritOfWrath with my broomstick. (I guess I'm a witch now, thanks Wrath)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I am a pile of chicken nuggets.

[The H]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am a pile of chicken nuggets.

I tell Glass she always was, and always will be, a nuggie.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The H said:

I tell Glass she always was, and always will be, a nuggie.

*defiant nugget noises*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*monster screeches*
*asterisks*
*silent obsession* (with asterisks)

Edited September 24, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[The H]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Which hairs do you have?

(I'm going to respond to keep track of everything)
 

• My own (not part of the five I need)

1. Vyzkel
2. Strmblsd
3. SpiritOfWrath
4. ?
5. ?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

My monstrous-self  does many back flips over to Glass, then grabs a handful of hair. I zip to my master and offer H the hair.
*Realizes I just shoved chicken nugget essence in H’s face*
”Is this good, my master?”

Edited September 24, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[The H]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

”Is this good, my master?”

I don't remember recruiting anybody and suspect some sort of double agent job is being performed. I throw a smoke bomb and run away. (It doesn't help me at all, only covering my legs.)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I bow, as if this was expected. “I will prove myself to you, my master.”

[The H]

I'm already running for the hills, as I require a specific hair from somebody who has been inactive for a few days.

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug's hair would be best for this job.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I gather my power. With an eldritch chant, i unbanish @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug. 
I slobber over her again in spite, then take some hair.

Edited September 24, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath