The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Good thing no one saw it.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

25 minutes ago, The Assasin In Red said:

The wave caused fools to drop the sandwich and I put on a jetpack and begin to fly away

Plot twist! I was the jetpack! I come off your back, causing you to fall. I catch the sandwich and also begin to fly away

[BlueWildRye he/him]

It's always a little crazy to think that you were the one who started this whole thing @AltonicKeys

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Plot twist! I was the air! I take the sandwich and pull away, putting you in a vacuum. I then shapeshift back into my humanoid form and go plant a banana tree.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I plant a banana tree too.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Plot twist! I was the bannana tree planted by @Unintelligenius! I steal the sandwich and I run with the speed of Fleet!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Plot twist! I'm a highstorm! I keep chasing you around the globe until you get too tired and collapse. I pick up the sandwich with my mighty winds and sweep it all the way to Roshar.

[strmblsd he/him]

Plot twist I have more pizza

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Having left the sandwich on top of Urithiru (Stormlight spoilers) 

Spoiler

DURING the contest of champions

, I run over to @strmblsd and ask him for a slice.

[strmblsd he/him]

I give you a slice

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I secretly steal the Sandwich and telepathically ask Strmblsd if I can trade it for a slice of pizza.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I become a chasmfiend and attack you all while your enjoying you pizza.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, The Assasin In Red said:

I become a chasmfiend and attack you all while your enjoying you pizza.

I use the power of grammar to correct your "your" usage, which knocks you to the ground, unconscious.

[Lunamor she/her]

i use the pwr of lzy typing 2 nock u out n take the sandwich 4 me

[Aredor]

The grammar police show up and arrest you for your poor grammar. While doing so, they take the sandwich and give it to me.

[NameIess]

I then take the sandwich, as I am the lead detective assigned to this case and the sandwich is essential evidence.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You get fired. Also I steal the sandwich and hide in an alleyway.

[NameIess]

I decide to enact some vigilante justice and blow up a completely random alleyway that was definitely filled with corrupt policemen and mafia members and not a poor guy with the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

This triggers an alleywar, and someone chucks a stale spiked cookie at your head. You are knocked unconscious and I take the sandwich.

[NameIess]

I awaken with a spiked cookie through my head, which because of the faulty method of admission fails to put me under the usual mind control. Instead I use my newfound superpowers to become Supersabdwich, a villain known for bad spelling and stealing sandwiches.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

4 minutes ago, NameIess said:

I decide to enact some vigilante justice and blow up a completely random alleyway that was definitely filled with corrupt policemen and mafia members and not a poor guy with the sandwich.

I died TWICE today.

Spoiler

1. Plane crash

2. Falling out of the sky

3. Blown up

 

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I died TWICE today.

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1. Plane crash

2. Falling out of the sky

3. Blown up

 

Spoiler

I believe you died THRICE

I invent a reverse trebuchet that brings the sandwich to me.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

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#1 was from last week.

 

[NameIess]

I use my supervillainy powers to invent a magical helmet that can levitate the sandwich powered by the cookie stuck loosely into my brain, then attempt to summon the sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I am randomly revived, then fall asleep and steal the sandwich and eat it. It tastes really good.