The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I hop into a Ferrari which is slightly faster than a Porsche and start catching up to Rye

Edited May 31, 2024 by The Assasin In Red

[strmblsd he/him]

I climb into your Ferrari with you to hitch a ride.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I yell at strmblsd to strap in and then press the big red nitro button

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I become very sad because Jerome can't have bananas. Also I can't have bananas. So Jerome and I set out on the long trek out of Tartarus. We finally get out and look around to see a car race. So we hop in a Koenigsegg Jesko then eat some bananas, become not sad, and start catching up to the other cars. 

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I ask strmblsd if they have any weapons or tools that can take out a car.

[strmblsd he/him]

I strap in. And pull out a bazooka from my back pocket.

Edited May 31, 2024 by strmblsd

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

"Perfect"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I hop in my really over powered Toyota Corolla and catch up to the other cars with ease, yoinking the sandwich from BlueWildRye’s rich and spoiled hands. I then drive away.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I take the bazooka from strmblsd and fire at Willbender. The aim is so perfect that it propells the sandwich into my hands after destroying the Carolla. I jump out of the Ferrari while it continues on.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am extremely confused what a Carolla is, so I take my Corolla and chase after The Assasin while taking out my AK-47(I’m also confused about how the sandwich flew out of my hands)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I hit the Assasin In Red with my Koenigsegg Jesko and he flies into the air, dropping the sandwich. Jerome quickly gets out, grabs the sandwich, gets back in, & we drive off. I press my hand against the dash of the car and use my breathes to command it to fly. It flies away while Jerome and I enjoy more bananas.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

As I fly into the air I yell, "Curse you, spelling errors!"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take another one of the F-22s lying around and fly after Unintelligenius, launching a plethora of rockets at them and firing my machine gun.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

My rich and spoiled hands buy an anti-air gun which shoots down Unintelligenius, Vyzkel, and the Assasin. I catch the sandwich and realize what I have to do.

"Farewell, sandwich," I say, then fire it out of the gun. It flies far away, landing in a waterproof plastic bag which then falls into the ocean randomly.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Earlier today, I asked Renarin where the Sandwich was going to be at this exact moment, so I've secretly been waiting for it to fall into the ocean where I have SCUBA gear on. I catch it and, realizing I'm completely defenseless, fear for my life.

I also greet Assassin via telepathic communication.

Edited May 31, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I go to school.

But it was just a bad dream, so I go over a eat a sandwich at a random sandwich shop, now trying not to acknowledge my missing arm.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I appear out of nowhere riding on a chariot pulled by seahorses, and slam into Living Glass. I jump out of the chariot right before it explodes (don’t ask how I don’t know) launching the sandwich into my hands. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I hear the explosion and book it so fast that I accidentally trip on a rock(thankfully it wasn’t an F-22). I get there nonetheless and start firing fire in order to burn Ten Fools.

Edited May 31, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
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[BlueWildRye he/him]

I dive into the ocean, toss @Vyzkel Willbender a new robotic arm to replace his lost one, and then watch Vyzkel try to fire fire underwater. That one scene in Spongebob Squarepants plays out instead.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Using mind powers, I give living glass salutations. I begin hurtling towards the earth (the anti air gun actually propelled me into space) and I turn into a fireball. I land right next to Fools and cause a tidal wave in all directions.

Edited May 31, 2024 by The Assasin In Red
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[strmblsd he/him]

I eat a slice of pizza 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I ask for some pizza, I also thank BlueWildRye for the arm.

[strmblsd he/him]

I give you some pizza

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I jump for joy at the fact that I can eat, since I technically haven’t eaten in days.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

The wave caused fools to drop the sandwich and I put on a jetpack and begin to fly away

Edited May 31, 2024 by The Assasin In Red
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