Fortunately, Unfortunately

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, the champions were Wit VS Kaladin.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, Wit was Jasnah's husband.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, they disliked eachother.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Fortunately, they got over their differences and were able to reconcile.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, they had an eternity of more children.

[Ookla the worldhopper]

Fortunately, Harmony intervened.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, they encountered pineapples!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Fortunately, Sequence, the Pineapple Lord, was there to tame the pineapple's malice.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, crossovers were illegal.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Fortunately, Jasnah elsecalled all the pineapples into flowers which she then gave to Wit.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, he was allergic.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Fortunately, Jasnah elsecalled the flowers into various musical instruments.

[Ookla the worldhopper]

unfortunately, the instruments were still flowers, and he had a severe allergic reaction.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, she didn't kill Ivory.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, Ivory swore revenge on her.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, he was stuck as a blade.

[Going_North_cal]

Unfortunately, it was a small blade.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, he couldn't take his revenge this way.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, he could tell all of Jasnah's secrets to the Ghostbloods.

[AonDoor he/him]

Fortunately, he didn't want the Ghostbloods to prosper.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, the Ghostbloods prospered.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Fortunately, Thaidakar was happy to keep Jasnah's favorite Cosmere book a secret, and not tell anyone.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, Odium revealed the book.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, no one could read.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Unfortunately, it was in a language that everyone inherently knew.