Fortunately, Unfortunately

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately, she knew now exactly who was behind the plot.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Fortunately, shallan just tackled Jasnah, ripped the soulcaster off her hand, and ran away really fast while Hoid, Kelsier, and other wedding guests cheered.

Edited August 26, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm
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[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, Shallan tripped.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Fortunately, this was Scadrial's subastral, and the ground was made of mist.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, Jasnah soulcast the air into rock, so Shallan fell on it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Fortunately, Shallan didn't break any bones.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, Jasnah caught her.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Fortunately, Jasnah gave a very nice wise mentor speech and took Shallan as her ward.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, Shallan continued to be annoying.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, Jasnah dropped shallan off a cliff.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Unfortunately, Hoid returned and caught her.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, Adolin arrived and saved her.

Edited August 26, 2022 by That1Cellist
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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, Adolin was engaged to be married.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Fortunately, it was to Shallan.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, the wedding was crashed by a tidal wave.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Fortunately, Jasnah and Hoid weren’t hurt. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, their relationship was.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately, they got over it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, "it" was too ambiguous and so no one knew what they had gotten over.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately Jasnah and Hoid lived forever.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Unfortunately, Adolin didn't.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately Jasnah and Hoid had many, many, many, children.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, the first one was named Big-Mac.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, the rest had the best names ever.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Jasnah died in labor. she had been having quintuplets.