Fortunately, Unfortunately

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately, he liked the beyond

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, a horde of ninjas attacked.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, the elsecaller was a better warrior than Jasnah.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, Jasnah was rich and had assassin radiants.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Fortunately, Jasnah had no wish to kill The Elsecaller.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, the ninjas beat them up.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately Jasnah and the elsecaller wanted revenge.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, the ninjas were protected in the court of law.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, this desire for revenge caused them to chase the ninjas all the way to Scadrial's Subastral.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately Jasnah was a genius

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, she had never left Roshar before, and thus was inexperienced.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately, Hoid was with them.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, Hoid was with them.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately, he was in an agreeable mood.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, he saw kelsier.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Fortunately, Kelsier was one of the few people he could beat up.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, this meant that Hoid abandoned the party to go beat Kelsier up.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Fortunately, he succeeded, and Kelsier was humbled

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Unfortunately, they were due to be married tomorrow.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Fortunately, it was a staged marriage to provide a distraction so Shallan could steal Jasnah's Soulcaster.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, Jasnah was basically impossible to rob.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Fortunately, the cake at the fake wedding was delicious and contained magic sleep-juice to sedate jasnah.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, Jasnah was insanely paranoid and didn't eat any cake.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Fortunately, some landed in her mouth on accident when Kelsier karate chopped the cake instead of cutting it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, she soulcasted it into water before any of the sedative could affect her.