Fortunately, Unfortunately

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, Yug became Yami Yug.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, someone nuked the universe.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, Uncle brandy fixed it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Uncle Brandy had too much brandy and didn't fix it right.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, it had been stated in the past that Uncle Brandy disliked brandy, so this contradiction was burnt at the stake.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately all crossovers were removed.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, this meant that Someone was no longer here from TLT and the universe was no longer nuked.

[Procrastination she/her]

Unfortunately, someone decided to nuke the universe anyway for the purpose of clarity.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Fortunately, all of the nukes were not deadly at all.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, the alligators were deadly.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, they were traped.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, Uncle Brandy released the alligators.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Fortunately, the alligators were all vegans.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately,  the alligators could still drink our blood as they did not count that as an infringement on their vow as vegans.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the Irwins showed up and took the alligators to their zoo.

[Cinnamon]

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RIP Steve. I have actually snorkelled on the island where he died (not the place where he was stung)

Unfortunately the Irwins weren’t used to alligators (their specialty was crocs) and the alligators ate Bindi.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the alligator's appetite was satiated, and they retreated to whence they came.

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RIP Steve. @Cinnamon what was it like snorkelling there?

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, another predator came.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Fortunately, the predator was a rabbit and had just been appeased.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately the only way that they could appease the rabbit was human sacrifice, so a bunch of people had died

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@Telrao It was incredible,  we saw turtles and giant clams and even a tiny shark! The Great Barrier Reef is really is beautiful up near Port Douglas (that’s where it was)

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Fortunately, all those people had been evil.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, one of the evil people was a single mother. Their child was now homeless and orphaned.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Fortunately, the child was adopted by kind parents.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, they died.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, they were part of a large family.