Fortunately, Unfortunately

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Fortunately, you could understand the language but only Jasnah could understand the meaning of the words.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, there were a bunch of Jasnah clones that could also understand the meaning of the words and put it into a more comprehensible tongue.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, they were nice Jasnah clones.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, this meant they told the whole world what Jasnah has written because it was the nice thing to do. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, the world had no ears.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately they could read sound waves.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, the planet did not care.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, people on other planets did. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, they weren't in the cosmere.

[Ookla the worldhopper]

Unfortunately, the cosmere was in them.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, this had no debilitating effects.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unforunately, Kelsier saw a black cat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, the shade of the cat's fur could also be considered very very dark gray.

[Going_North_cal]

Unfortunately, it was dyed. The cat was naturally white.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, that was fortunate. It meant that Kelsier didn't encounter a true black cat, meaning that he didn't have bad luck.

[Going_North_cal]

Unfortunately, he also found a tails-side-up penny and picked it up, so he actually did have bad luck.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, the penny was secretly a hamburger.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, it was made of Anchovies.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Fortunately, the anchovies weren't poisonous. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, they contained Everblaze.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Fortunately, Jasnah soulcasted the Everblaze into mallowmelt. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, the universe was threatened by this crossing of universes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, the two Universes became friends, and moved into a duplex together and lived happily ever after.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Unfortunately, their landlord was Hoid.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, he was married to Jasnah.