Fortunately, Unfortunately

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, hoid revived her.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Unfortunately, Odium appeared

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, Odium was their friend.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, this made everyone TOdium wasn’t friends with their enemy, which was most people. 

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[Eluvianii he/him]

Fortunately, they made a deal.

[Going_North_cal]

Unfortunately, the deal was horrible.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, the deal was edible

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, the air wasn’t.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, they lived.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, the deal demanded a contest of champions. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, they had Odium.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, they were fighting dead Dalinar. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, they had Kaladin.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Unfortunately, Kaladin was too depressed to fight. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, Kaladin was too depressed to fight.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, this confused everyone.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, this was a valid strategy.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, this also confused the strategist.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, this was the strategy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, nobody, not even the strategist, knew how to complete this strategy.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Fortunately, one very clever Narrator decided to stop this silly conversation about strategy; thus, Kaladin was no longer depressed- he had worked hard to de-depress his pressions, and all was now restored.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unforunately, everyone was still confused.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Fortunately, the Shard of Deconfusion stepped into the room.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Unfortunately, that meant the contest of champions was about to begin.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, that meant the contest of champions was going to begin.