The Dungeoneers And The Dragonslayers (A DND Thread)

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

D&D CLASS STEREOTYPES 

LIST THEM ALL

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Rogue: Dead parents

Fighter: Boring

Barbarian: Mad. Or drunk. Or mad and drunk

[Morningtide she/her]

Druids just turn into animals

Barbarians are in a constant state of rage

See earlier comments for Bard

You NEEEEED at least one Rouge

[Going_North_cal]

Monks: Idk i have one monk character, no one else i know has a monk, so ima just list attributes of my monk Evalyn. Gay, chaotic af but still good, and head over heels for another member of the party.

Wizard: *pew pew magic missile/chromatic orb*

Cleric: sassy, yet useful

(these are from my own experiences)

Edited April 21, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Cleric: Hates constantly having to heal the stupid party

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Warlock: sleepy boi

[Morningtide she/her]

4 minutes ago, Primeval Chaos said:

Cleric: Hates constantly having to heal the stupid party

BTW, try not to double post, some sharders really hate it. There's an edit button to edit your previous post  

Warlocks: fireball

[Eluvianii he/him]

Tonight I was a victim of the "Never taunt the master" trope. He introduced a new enemy which turned out to be reasonably weak and bad at hitting us. So I was like "Ok, they're easy, we probably don't have to worry about them". 

A little later he pulls 20+ of those from all directions armed and ready (literally), the tank is completely surrounded and loses over half his health, and then the session ended. The future seems bright. 

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

9 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

Tonight I was a victim of the "Never taunt the master" trope. He introduced a new enemy which turned out to be reasonably weak and bad at hitting us. So I was like "Ok, they're easy, we probably don't have to worry about them". 

A little later he pulls 20+ of those from all directions armed and ready (literally), the tank is completely surrounded and loses over half his health, and then the session ended. The future seems bright. 

LOL never mess with the DM

[Going_North_cal]

The DM is usually a god.

It's even more chaotic if you've fallen in love with the DM.

[Quivil]

Here's another thing like that: Never give the GM ideas.

[Going_North_cal]

GM? do you mean DM?

but also yes giving them ideas is the way to death lmao

[Quivil]

46 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

GM? do you mean DM?

They're the same thing but for different games. (I'm a GURPSling more than a D&Dling)

[Going_North_cal]

I just looked it up. How interesting! GURPS seems like it'd be fun

[Quivil]

I think it is.

And having grown up with GURPS, with it's one-second fighting turns, I thought I had an overly fast speed at first, then was told that D&D has six-second fighting turns and realized my speed was about normal for GURPS.  It was an experience, and quite interesting.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Having just lost a familiar, I can say I would have much preferred to lose my character. This game is cruel. 

[Going_North_cal]

dude if my character ever loses her familiar I will rain hellfire.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

My warlock’s familiar just 1. Steals stuff, and 2. Spies on people, 3. Flies around annoyingly, or 4. Gathers weapons. In case you haven’t guessed, they’re an imp.

For me the stereotypical warlock is someone who insults. A lot. Actually all my characters do... I made a Druid who insulted people so much my DM allowed me to get Vicious Mockery as a cantrip

[The Sibling she/her]

My familiar's only skill is blinding/distracting people

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I get to learn how to play DnD after school today!

[Eluvianii he/him]

On 19/8/2022 at 7:01 AM, The Wandering Wizard said:

I get to learn how to play DnD after school today!

Good luck! Hope it went well. Remember, if they tell you the session will be 3 hours long, you should spare another 3 just in case. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

On 8/20/2022 at 2:29 PM, Eluvianii said:

Good luck! Hope it went well. Remember, if they tell you the session will be 3 hours long, you should spare another 3 just in case. 

It did. I learned the basics of D&D and made a basic character. I really enjoyed it and I can't wait to do more when I can. Probably when I can convince a group of friends to let me DM an adventure for them.

[Going_North_cal]

wizard i've been playing dnd for almost a year and a half. (i think)

do not, do NOT attempt to DM.

I have not yet attempted. It is hard and it scares me. You're barely knowledgeable. Trust me, just enjoy the game bruh.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said:

I have not yet attempted. It is hard and it scares me. You're barely knowledgeable. Trust me, just enjoy the game bruh.

I would be the most knowledgeable about D&D in the group and I enjoy telling stories and it doesn't scare me, it excites me.

[Going_North_cal]

Ok you do you, I was simply warning you. I've been working on a SA campaign for a few months and when it's done I plan on DMing it.