THE MERCENARY FACTION

[Quivil]

21 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

I must join the Mercenaries! 

Is this payment accepted?

Yes, it is good.

omnomnom

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

So now I get to do whatever people tell me for cookies? Nice.

[Telrao she/her]

COOKIES YAHHHHH!!!

Someone needs to pay us to do something! I want to go murder meet someone!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Can I pretty please type in purple because it’s pwetty?

[Quivil]

On 4/5/2023 at 8:41 PM, Aes Sedai said:

Can I pretty please type in purple because it’s pwetty?

purple is the color of betrayal

[Edema Rue she/her]

...

I'm okay with that. Mercenaries are masters of betrayal.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Aes Sedai said:

...

I'm okay with that. Mercenaries are masters of betrayal.

i don't like that you're right. your eyes will now be pained as these are my colors of choice.

[S. Stormy she/her]

On 4/10/2023 at 6:53 AM, Edema Ruh said:

Mercenaries are masters of betrayal.

The worst part of being a mercenary is that everyone assumes that!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Nah, that’s the best part 

[Immortal Platypus]

16 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

The worst part of being a mercenary is that everyone assumes that!

Well, they aren't wrong...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Elantris noises*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Please tell me y'all aren't plotting something devious.

[Quivil]

20 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

*Elantris noises*

 do you mean Elantris or Warbreaker?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mercenaries, Friends, Allies, other miscellaneous folks, I have returned... I am a mercenary once again. *offers many many many cookies*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

46 minutes ago, Tani said:

 do you mean Elantris or Warbreaker?

Warbreaker...

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Sequence said:

Please tell me y'all aren't plotting something devious.

Why ya askin'?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

5 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Why ya askin'?

You see, use of colored text and alignment with these factions has led to more than one war in the past. I simply would like to avoid repeating such things.

Edited April 14, 2023 by Sequence
also thaid you traitor XD

[Telrao she/her]

8 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Mercenaries, Friends, Allies, other miscellaneous folks, I have returned... I am a mercenary once again. *offers many many many cookies*

Master Thaidakar! We welcome you back to the Mercenaries! I will take up on your offer *snarfles cookies*

Also... why are you using a that blue and not this blue? 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Alternately, why aren't you using purple?

[Immortal Platypus]

12 hours ago, Sequence said:

You see, use of colored text and alignment with these factions has led to more than one war in the past. I simply would like to avoid repeating such things.

I see. I also am trying to avoid a war

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

10 hours ago, Telrao said:

Master Thaidakar! We welcome you back to the Mercenaries! I will take up on your offer *snarfles cookies*

Also... why are you using a that blue and not this blue? 

Because. 

Tho, it glitched out and I can't use it now... too bad.

1 hour ago, Edema Ruh said:

Alternately, why aren't you using purple?

Because. Cookies.

[Immortal Platypus]

But you could have a highlight.

[Quivil]

Alternatively, you could have cookies.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

On 4/14/2023 at 9:29 AM, Edema Ruh said:

Alternately, why aren't you using purple?

 

On 4/14/2023 at 11:20 AM, Being of Cacophony said:

But you could have a highlight.

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood there are traitors in our midst.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Again, we’re all traitors here.

Don’t deny the truth.