The Museum of Cryptics

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

35 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Fun fact @EmulatonStromenkiin, if you Google search "Foklasfag", you get a link to this forum. AND a link to your Shard account.

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this is mildly concerning and disconcerting.

Foklasfag accepted the money, and put it in the money box

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Very well where is the guide," asked WIzard.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

8 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Very well where is the guide," asked WIzard.

"The Guide's job is to make sure you survive the journey here. You get to wander the Museum however you wish."

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard wandered into the history section and didn't notice any cryptic pictures. "I could make you some cryptic pictures if you want."

@Sequence

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

11 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Wizard wandered into the history section and didn't notice any cryptic pictures. "I could make you some cryptic pictures if you want."

@Sequence

 

Sequence screamed. "WHAT ON BRAIZE IS THAT?! IT'S GREEEN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Looks cool though. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I have some pictures I can grab latter that are more traditional cryptic colors.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Yes yes that's probably better, that one will scare customers."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"The other one's will break their minds as they look like cryptics though." 

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They look more like cryptics than that one ^

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Yeah that's fine. Broken minds, we can deal with. No customers would be a catastrophe."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Wizard wandered into the history section and didn't notice any cryptic pictures. "I could make you some cryptic pictures if you want."

@Sequence

 

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what did you use to make it?

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I used a program that I made in around 5-10 minutes in code.org and I will give you the link after I am done creating as I am going to make a random function and a create your own part.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

cool, thanks

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Here's the first cryptic:

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Why does this keep happening?" Foklasfag asked as an angerspren chased after him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"They have learned that his place contains free food." Said wizard as he viewed the lovely art.

[Quivil]

Tani chased down the angerspren and tripped it.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"There's free food?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"What did you think human's were?" Querred wizard.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Here's the first cryptic:

 

"Ah perfect. Place that in the gallery will you?"

 

A new sign is placed near the Museum entrance. "The Art Exhibit! (gallery)" It says in bold red lettering. "Now open!" Unlike the previous sign, this one was shiny and new-looking with golden accents and jewels embedded near the letters. Oddly enough, this sign was in fact 900,000 years old.

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It was also aging in reverse.

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"What did you think human's were?" Querred wizard.

"Semi-sentient sacks of meat."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

It was also aging in reverse.

"Semi-sentient sacks of meat."

"Which is correct for us higher beings, but for creatures as... undeveloped as Angerspren, well... I hear humans are quite tasty."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Good thing I'm not human then."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"But how can they smell a cognitive shadow?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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"Good thing I'm not human then."

"But our customers are, so It's the security guards' and the guide's job to protect them."

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence
ninga'd

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I'm not human or a cognitive shaow. I'm a wyvernian and a dragon so not human here."