The Museum of Cryptics

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

 

*shudders*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag picked up his nametag and went to sit by the door.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

37 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"OOOOOOO. E X P L A I N."

The readers collectively facepalmed.

“I’m a comedian; I’ll go to the other side, and tell jokes. This will make everyone calm and happy, thus getting rid of the angerspren.” The stranger said.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

“I’m a comedian; I’ll go to the other side, and tell jokes. This will make everyone calm and happy, thus getting rid of the angerspren.” The stranger said.

"Hm. Sounds promising. The only problem, is that the Angerspren aren't attracted by the customers. They've always just been... there. Nobody really knows why. You can try though."

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

28 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"Hm. Sounds promising. The only problem, is that the Angerspren aren't attracted by the customers. They've always just been... there. Nobody really knows why. You can try though."

“Very well, I’ll try my best.” The stranger turned around and left.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 5/2/2022 at 1:06 PM, Emery the Steelrunner said:

“Very well, I’ll try my best.” The stranger turned around and left.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY DID IT WORK." The voice seemingly came from nowhere.

Edited May 9, 2022 by Sequence

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

“I’M NOT SUUURE!” the stranger said. “THE RABBITS ARE GIVING ME FUNNY LOOKS, BUT THERE ISN’T A SOUL UP ON THIS STORMING MOUNTAIN! I THINK THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THIS PLAN!”

@Sequence

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

37 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

“I’M NOT SUUURE!” the stranger said. “THE RABBITS ARE GIVING ME FUNNY LOOKS, BUT THERE ISN’T A SOUL UP ON THIS STORMING MOUNTAIN! I THINK THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THIS PLAN!”

@Sequence

"HMMMMMMMMMM OKAY THEN, MAYBE TRY USING STICKS OF BUTTER IN YOUR COMEDY ROUTINE. IT WORKED FOR JIM THE THIRTY-FOURTH OF BABYLON BACK IN 792001939298 BHJ."

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

45 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"HMMMMMMMMMM OKAY THEN, MAYBE TRY USING STICKS OF BUTTER IN YOUR COMEDY ROUTINE. IT WORKED FOR JIM THE THIRTY-FOURTH OF BABYLON BACK IN 792001939298 BHJ."

“OK,” He shouted…

“wait, what?”…

“OH STORMS NO!”…

“ALMIGHTY ABOVE, THE BUTTER HAS ATTRACTED STORMING WHITESPINES!!!”

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

11 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

“OK,” He shouted…

“wait, what?”…

“OH STORMS NO!”…

“ALMIGHTY ABOVE, THE BUTTER HAS ATTRACTED STORMING WHITESPINES!!!”

"HOW DID WHITESPINES GET INTO SHADESMAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

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The stranger had crossed over to the physical side of the perpendicularity, sorry for not clarifying that earlier. I could change it to more angerspren if that works better.

 

Edited May 9, 2022 by Emery the Steelrunner

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag watched with amusement. There seemed to be angerspren bonded to the Whitespines

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"OHHH NO THATS NOT GOOD YOU GO GET SOME OF THOSE SCREECHING FABRIALS."

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

“ON IT!” the stranger yelled, and his shrieking could be heard fading away, as he ran down the side of the mountain.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Wizard appeared and asked for the curator @Sequence. "I will pay in uncut gemstones" said the Wizard.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag appeared. "May I help you?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Yes where do I start the tour. I have uncut stones that can hold stormlight if cut properly in my adventuring bag." Alex replied.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"I must summon the guide, then. @Thaidakar the Ghostblood!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed, he walked out of his lumpy tent and said, "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!!! I was sleeping, seriously." (lol)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Is that how you talk to an old freind" replied Gandalf?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"yes, this is how I talk to my friends." he scratched his head, "what do you want?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I wish to enter the museum and I have enough stones to pay."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

A wild Sequence appeared. "50 Emerald Broams. Give them to that Foklas guy. Enjoy the tour or whatever." The Cryptic grew wings and flew away.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Here are 50 large stormlight holding emeralds. I don't have 50 emerald Broams but I can give you emeralds larger than the ones in Broams to make many Broams."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Fine. Enjoy your tour."

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100th post.

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Fun fact @EmulatonStromenkiin, if you Google search "Foklasfag", you get a link to this forum. AND a link to your Shard account.

 

 

Edited May 11, 2022 by Sequence