The Museum of Cryptics

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Great, then you should be able to defend yourself from Angerspren. I hear that they love deep-fried dragon wings."

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I think they will find it hard to kill me," replied Wizard.

 

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Good and good. Have fun! They like to gnaw on dragons' tails when they aren't paying attention.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard moves onto the history section and decides to stay in human form.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag watched with interest.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard moves onto the biology display and chases some anger spren away.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Wait WHY ARE THERE ANGERSPREN INSIDE THE MUSEUM!?" Sequence started screaming and throwing the Angerspren-deterring fabrials everywhere.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag threw some light spears at them as well.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard moved onto the next exibit and tamed anger spren using SPAM.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"NOPE, nope, nope, no SPAM allowed, sorry. We do not speak that word here."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

On 5/14/2022 at 9:26 PM, The Wandering Wizard said:

Wizard moved onto the next exibit and tamed anger spren using SPAM.

this was, of course, an acronym. It stood for ...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Special

Partical

Animal

Meat

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Special

Partical

Animal

Meat

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Sequence screamed. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

9 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Sequence screamed. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

"But the anger spren love it," cried Wizard. "They haven't chewed on me ever since I brought it."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"But the anger spren love it," cried Wizard. "They haven't chewed on me ever since I brought it."

"FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. BUT DON'T BRING IT INSIDE THE MUSEUM."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard left the meat outside, but the angre spren followed as he went into the relic exibit.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The security guards escorted the Angerspren outside. "Nein."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard looks at the artifacts and wonder why one looks to be getting closer.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Don't stare at them too long."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard hurriedly moves to the geology exibit and thanks the anger spren for the ride to the next building.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, all Angerspren in the vicinity were shot on the spot.

Edited May 19, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Quote

To much time in TLT?

Wizard starts sampling the sediment.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

13 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

To much time in TLT?

Whoops XD

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The sediment was good and Wizard moved onto the art exhibit.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"The sediment?" Sequence grabbed a handful of dirt and ate it. "Hmm, yes the sediment is indeed good."