The Museum of Cryptics

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

All smells were eradicated.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This was very sad to Foklasfag, as he had liked the Funny Smell. He was a little bored.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A being appeared.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Hello!" Foklasfag waved. "Welcome to the Museum of Cryptics! Watch out fo the Angerspren-bonded Whitespines!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 9/10/2022 at 9:39 AM, The Wandering Wizard said:

A being appeared.

Such a being was considered highly dangerous by the Spren councils of Shadesmar. Thankfully, nobody cared, and the being was welcomed into the museum.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The being decided to inhabit the museum.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The being was promptly eradicated from the face of existence. "No." Said Sequence.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"But it could attract more people." Said the being.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"No."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A being submitted to the unknown powers and disappeared.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Very good, now we may resume the tours."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Who are we giving tours to?" Foklasfag asked. "There's no-one here.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

At that moment a hundred kandra fell through the perpendicularity.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag waved. "Welcome to the Museum of Cryptics! How may I help you?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

17 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Who are we giving tours to?" Foklasfag asked. "There's no-one here.

Foklasfag received an angry look in the mail.

17 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

At that moment a hundred kandra fell through the perpendicularity.

They were given complimentary T-shirts as a reward for being cool.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

17 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Foklasfag waved. "Welcome to the Museum of Cryptics! How may I help you?"

The leader of the group steps forward. "I've heard there is a tour, are you still doing them?"

1 minute ago, Ancient Sequence said:

They were given complimentary T-shirts as a reward for being cool.

The kandra put them on and the color that flashes from them is blinding.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The leader of the group steps forward. "I've heard there is a tour, are you still doing them?"

The kandra put them on and the color that flashes from them is blinding.

"Certainly! Just walk right in, the tours are self guided after most of the staff died off."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The kandra walk in a dignified manner towards the number exhibit, with a few sneaking off to explore the museum.

Edited September 13, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Until they tripped.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"We should get outta here."

"Yah think!"

"GRRRRRRrrr." Growls a anger spren.

"Why do you make your stomach make those sounds. You know we don't need food."

"Says the person who loves to release air through their hand."

They keep on arguing and walking, not noticing the encroaching angerspren.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Incomming Angerspren!" Foklasfag warned.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The kandra kept arguing and their bones were crushed.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Whitespines in the physical realm were joyus.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This incident was quickly covered up to avoid lawsuits.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Laws that wore suits were some of the most annoying spren.