The Museum of Cryptics

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Tani said:

Does that even work here?

somewhat.

[Quivil]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

somewhat.

How?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Tani said:

How?

*waves hand mystically* my magics.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 4/11/2022 at 0:06 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*waves hand mystically* my magics.

no unauthorized magics allowed. *screeches*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

*random Person wanders in* *this is not their name*

"What in the realms is going on?!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

No asking questions not related to the museum exhibits. *lights a barn on fire*

Edited May 2, 2022 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

58 minutes ago, Sequence said:

No asking questions not related to the museum exhibits. *lights a barn on fire*

Is that barn part of the museum exhibits?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

22 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Is that barn part of the museum exhibits?

No asking questions about the barn. *buries souls*

Edited May 2, 2022 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

15 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Now asking questions about the barn. *buries souls*

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do you mean no?

"Very well, then." the man, whose name was Foklasfag, pondered for a moment. "It would do me great convenience if you would inform me of the purpose behind the burying of souls in Shadesmar."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Ehhhhh... no. It's classified."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

13 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"Ehhhhh... no. It's classified."

"Very well, then. What is in this fascinating museum?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Very well, then. What is in this fascinating museum?

"Numbers, History books, Biology models, Relics, and Geology models. Simple things."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"Numbers, History books, Biology models, Relics, and Geology models. Simple things."

may I become staff?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

may I become staff?

"Hm. Depends. What do you want to do?"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

"Hm. Depends. What do you want to do?"

"What is the admittance officer?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"What is the admittance officer?"

"That's the person who stands at the entrance allows entry to the museum. Basically, you'd be in the break room or doing some other task until the Guide comes with a group of tourists. Then you'd go out to the booth, and collect the tourists' payment."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"That's the person who stands at the entrance allows entry to the museum. Basically, you'd be in the break room or doing some other task until the Guide comes with a group of tourists. Then you'd go out to the booth, and collect the tourists' payment."

"Very well, then, may I be that?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Very well, then, may I be that?"

"Yeah sure. Sign this:"

Spoiler

 

Upon signing this document, you will agree that the Museum will take no responsibility for any and all injuries that will be inflicted upon you, including (but not limited to):

Mauling by Angerspren, Bludgeoning by Tourists, falling off a cliff, tripping and breaking your neck, getting abducted by Honorspren, getting burnt at the stake, getting robbed, dying of sadness and boredom, spontaneously combusting, or contracting a weird disease.

Your benefits will include: nothing.

You will also agree to hand over your soul to the curator so that you will not be able to escape or rebel against the board of directors.

 

_______________________________

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"Yeah sure. Sign this:"

  Hide contents

 

Upon signing this document, you will agree that the Museum will take no responsibility for any and all injuries that will be inflicted upon you, including (but not limited to):

Mauling by Angerspren, Bludgeoning by Tourists, falling off a cliff, tripping and breaking your neck, getting abducted by Honorspren, getting burnt at the stake, getting robbed, dying of sadness and boredom, spontaneously combusting, or contracting a weird disease.

Your benefits will include: nothing.

You will also agree to hand over your soul to the curator so that you will not be able to escape or rebel against the board of directors.

 

_______________________________

"But I do not have a soul."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"But I do not have a soul."

"Oh. I suppose we'll just have to give you one." The Cryptic hands you another document.

Spoiler

Upon signing this document, you will agree to:

Swear all loyalty to the holder of this soul.

Aaaand... thats it.

___________________________

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"Oh. I suppose we'll just have to give you one." The Cryptic hands you another document.

  Hide contents

Upon signing this document, you will agree to:

Swear all loyalty to the holder of this soul.

Aaaand... thats it.

___________________________

"Very well."

Foklasfag

he proceeded to get a shirt stuck to him.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Very well."

Foklasfag

he proceeded to get a shirt stuck to him.

"Great. Welcome to the Museum. Somebody in the back probably has your nametag, so you should probably go get it."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Okay," Foklasfag said cheerfully. as he left, the shirt got stuck to Sequence, giving the holder of the soul all loyal-tee

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 4/11/2022 at 11:50 AM, Emery the Steelrunner said:

“When your boss comes back can you tell them I could help with the infestation.”

"OOOOOOO. E X P L A I N."

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Okay," Foklasfag said cheerfully. as he left, the shirt got stuck to Sequence, giving the holder of the soul all loyal-tee

The readers collectively facepalmed.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"OOOOOOO. E X P L A I N."

The readers collectively facepalmed.

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he would stay without the contract, and I'm reading the puns thread, which gave me inspiration.