Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Oh, it is no trouble! I have very strong arms- I can even draw a shardbow! Carrying this burden is of no effort to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Oh, I know you are physically strong, but you don't need to carry this burden after all your troubles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Oh, but in your much, much longer lifetime you must have experienced many more troubles than I. Please, allow me to take this burden from your weary arms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I'm a turtle, I have the least number of burdens, plus my back is perfectly suited to carrying a burden such as this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I as always am grateful for a lightening of burdens, like that one time Leras and Ati took the rap for some such nonsense that I was involved in, however, I can carry this burden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Turtle373 said: I'm a turtle, I have the least number of burdens, plus my back is perfectly suited to carrying a burden such as this But is your shell not heavy? Let me carry this burden. You are, after all, carrying your entire house on your back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 This is true! I take this burden willingly and gratefully! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Thank you for helping, but please leave this to a professional burden carrier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Which would be me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Nope! I am the most professional of burden carriers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I may not be the most professional, but I am the best at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I can make a killer stew. So there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I can tell a killer story with crazy special effects, so there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) Once upon a time, there was a valiant 17th sharder by the name of Lunamor. Lunamor was the true winner of The Last Post Wins, but no other sharder would recognize it. So Lunamor set out on a quest to show all that Lunamor was the true winner. After serveral odd occurrences such as an argument about guac, a yes and no fight, and the most polite argument in existence, Lunamor finally realized that the only way to win was to write a killer story about you doing so. So Lunamor did so, and all of the other sharders had all future posts of there’s in this thread violently explode, launching flames and debris everywhere. And so, Lunamor became the winner of The Last Post Wins. I can tell a killer story with crazy special effects too. So there. Edited January 24, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 good for you, but I win 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 *Previous post explodes* Nuh uh!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 *previous post also explodes* Now the burden of winning lies on my extremely strong, and surprisingly light shell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 *Previous post explodes* Now the burden of winning lies in my surprisingly strong arms! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 ah but your arms are far better suited to stirring stew, while my shell is perfectly designed to carry this burden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Ah, but my arms are also suited to carrying heavy burdens such as bridges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 yeah and since they're so busy carrying bridges and stirring stew, so I should carry the burden, because you don't have the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) Ah, but now that I have a place in Dalinar’s army I no longer am required to carry bridges, and I have assistants to cook for me while I am carrying this burden. Edited January 24, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Ah but we can't let you make such a sacrifice. I shall carry this burden so you may continue to create true culinary masterpieces that dazzle the palette and eases the weary soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) Ah, but do my apprentices not need a chance to shine as well? Many such as Lopen’s cousin Huio have also created culinary masterpieces such as when he added lazbo to my shiki, causing it to be much better. Edited January 24, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Beep boop beep! Robot Hoid is winning again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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