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Oh, it is no trouble! I have very strong arms- I can even draw a shardbow! Carrying this burden is of no effort to me.

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Oh, but in your much, much longer lifetime you must have experienced many more troubles than I. Please, allow me to take this burden from your weary arms.

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I as always am grateful for a lightening of burdens, like that one time Leras and Ati took the rap for some such nonsense that I was involved in, however, I can carry this burden.

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3 minutes ago, Turtle373 said:

I'm a turtle, I have the least number of burdens, plus my back is perfectly suited to carrying a burden such as this

But is your shell not heavy? Let me carry this burden. You are, after all, carrying your entire house on your back.

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Once upon a time, there was a valiant 17th sharder by the name of Lunamor. Lunamor was the true winner of The Last Post Wins, but no other sharder would recognize it. So Lunamor set out on a quest to show all that Lunamor was the true winner. After serveral odd occurrences such as an argument about guac, a yes and no fight, and the most polite argument in existence, Lunamor finally realized that the only way to win was to write a killer story about you doing so. So Lunamor did so, and all of the other sharders had all future posts of there’s in this thread violently explode, launching flames and debris everywhere. And so, Lunamor became the winner of The Last Post Wins. 

I can tell a killer story with crazy special effects too. So there.

Edited by Lunamor
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*Previous post explodes* Now the burden of winning lies in my surprisingly strong arms!

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yeah and since they're so busy carrying bridges and stirring stew, so I should carry the burden, because you don't have the time

Posted (edited)

Ah, but now that I have a place in Dalinar’s army I no longer am required to carry bridges, and I have assistants to cook for me while I am carrying this burden.

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Ah but we can't let you make such a sacrifice. I shall carry this burden so you may continue to create true culinary masterpieces that dazzle the palette and eases the weary soul.

Posted (edited)

Ah, but do my apprentices not need a chance to shine as well? Many such as Lopen’s cousin Huio have also created culinary masterpieces such as when he added lazbo to my shiki, causing it to be much better.

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