kaellok he/him Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 I am a late comer to the Church of Stick...but I come bearing tidings of great joy! Our Lord and Savior Stick has been made flesh! STICK.jpg BLASPHEMY! Stick cannot be made anything; Stick simply IS.
RShara she/her Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 So I was playing in Sims 3 tonight, and ran into this. Thought I'd share it. The Stick is everywhere! 6
Cstryon he/him Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 Best keep walking the Stick will not be pushed!
Left he/him Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 The Stick cannot be pushed, it is simply the Stick. Any attempt at changing the stick will simply result in "I am a Stick".
happyman he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 The Stick cannot be pushed, it is simply the Stick. Any attempt at changing the stick will simply result in "I am a Stick". Ah, but the Stick can be pushed. This does not change its essential Stick-ness. A lesson for all of us.
Kobold King he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Downvotes for Stick references have started again. It is no longer safe to speak of His Stickiness away from this topic, unfortunately.
Aether he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 The people who down-vote Stick references really do have sticks up their lower-part-of-their-bodies-that-are-their-backs. 6
Fedelpen Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 We are, were, and shall be forever. Never forget, fellow Sticks. Try as they might, they cannot change who we are. 11
Steel he/him Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 Oh say can you see, By the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed by the twilight's last gleaming, AND THE STI-ICK'S BEING A STICK! THE STI-ICK STICKNESS! SHOWED PROOF THROUGH THE NIIIIGHT THAT THE STICK WAS STILL STICKY! OH SAY DOES THAT STIIIIIIIIIICK YET BE? O'ER THE LAND OF THE STIIIIIIIIIIICKS! AND THE HOME OF THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2
sanderfan she/her Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 I have found truth. I have found peace. I have found Stick. We should all try to be like Stick. He teaches us not to change for those evil Firebringers, but to remain as our true selves. As sticks, united in maintaining and spreading the word of Stick. I AM A STICK. 1
connormce10 he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 What are thine oaths to become a Stickbinder?
Kobold King he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 What are thine oaths to become a Stickbinder? If you can't find them within you, then you're not yet ready. But as a sage mystic in this church, I will say that they involve affirming your identity as a splinter of wood. 1
connormce10 he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) If you can't find them within you, then you're not yet ready. But as a sage mystic in this church, I will say that they involve affirming your identity as a splinter of wood. I am a Stick Thou Shalt not become fire Thou Shalt remain a Stick Thou Shalt smite the Firebringers I am a Stick Also, these 1. Stick before fire. Stick before fire. Stick still before fire. 2. Thou art a stick. 3. Thou art not fire. 4. Thou shalt be a stick, even when others claim thou art fire. 5. Thou shalt stand firm in thy belief of stickdom. Edited April 2, 2015 by Talion
kaellok he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 What are thine oaths to become a Stickbinder? If you can't find them within you, then you're not yet ready. But as a sage mystic in this church, I will say that they involve affirming your identity as a splinter of wood. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick? I. AM. A. STICK. 2
connormce10 he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick? I. AM. A. STICK. I am a Stick Thou Shalt not become fire Thou Shalt remain a Stick Thou Shalt smite the Firebringers I am a Stick
happyman he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Sorry, Talion, but I think that kaellok really understands true stickness better.
natc Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 This is a much better church than the Church of the Rope at least. Poor rope.
ChullRider he/him Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Am I a stick? ...I don't think so... Guess not! Seeing as I'm not a stick, I might as well bring you sticks to places you go. I could be "The Great Stick Transporter!" Count on me when you must become more stick.
Xaladin he/him Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) IAMASTICKCITSAMAI v Jasnah: Round 1:I am a Stick.You will change.Round 2:I am a Stick.You will change.Round 3:I am a Stick.You will change.Round 4:I am a Stick.You will change.Round 5:I am a Stick.You will change.... If each round ends in half the time as the previous round, what is the end result? Stick: I am a Stick.Jasnah: I am not a Stick.Stick: I am a Stick.Jasnah: Stick means Fire. Are you a Stick?Stick: I am a Stick.Jasnah: Therefore you are fire. All Stick is Fire.Stick: I am a Stick.Jasnah: You won't change. You will stay like you are. Fire.Stick: I am a Stick.Jasnah: A burning Stick.Stick: I am --Jasnah: NotStick -- a StickJasnah: but Fire instead.??? Edited April 5, 2015 by Xaladin 2
connormce10 he/him Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Sorry, Talion, but I think that kaellok really understands true stickness better. Meh. *cries in corner*
Worldhopper he/him Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 I want to come back as a Stick. Such a simple and peaceful life until someone wants to make a fire. 1
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