Paranoid King he/him Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 Well, Aonar isn't doing much, and he's the postmaster-general, so I wouldn't much mind him dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalinar Kholin Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 Well, I know who he is, and he's not a monarchist, so I have no reason to see him dead. So I mind as well vote for phattemer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clanky he/him Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 Yeah I don't see any reason to kill a independent who doesn't care about our win conditions. Phattemer hasn't even been on the shard for a couple days so I'd rather he die than an independent who can win alongside others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanuensis he/him Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 Phattemer. Aonar has the power to scan for Monarchists, which makes him infinitely more valuable than an inactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted November 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 My apologies - the new thread and PM's will be a 2-3 hours late tonight. This cycle will still end at the regular time. Sorry for not informing you all earlier. (This should be the last time that something gets in the way of rollover... But then I said that last time before something new came up, so...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted November 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 (edited) (RP to be written and posted the moment after I send out PM's...) Phattemer was lynched! They were Rincewind of the Unseen University! Vote Tally: Phattemer (4): Luckat, Dalinar Kholin, Clanky, Aman Aonar (2): Nyali, PK Luckat (1): Araris Araris (1): JUQ Night 4 has begun, and will end in 42 hours! Player List:Seonid - 90Nyali - Grandma Nyawax - 90The_Lady_of_Chaos - 70Paranoid King - 80Burnt Spaghetti - 70Pestis the Spider - 70Aonar - 80Dalinar - 70JUQ - 70Dankness Ascendant - 70kiwi - 70Amanuensis - 200Clanky - 90Elbereth - 90Luckat - 200Araris Valerian - 70 Quicklinks: To be added in a sec. Edited November 4, 2016 by Metacognition 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King he/him Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 Well, that's unfortunate for UU. So far I think we've had 3 university deaths, (1 monarchist death,) 1 assassin death, 1 thieves death, and one independent death. I think the watch needs to get in on this whole dying thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Thanks to PK, we now have an excellent write-up! All up-votes should go to him. Also, after such a talkative session, the cycle is now over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc12 he/him Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 The Monarch of Ankh-Morpork smiled from his perch atop the Thieves Guild hall, looking over the city that would soon be his. Everything was in place - the orangutan's death had inconvenienced him, but it was only a matter of 1, maybe 2 days before he would be sitting in the palace at the center of the city, trying to avoid death from assassins, dragons, and morbid obesity. He smiled wistfully, looking up at the stars. Speaking of assassins, the Assassins Guild had certainly been quiet lately. Well, quieter than usual. His informant in the Assassins Guild had been more silent than the usual. He wondered what that meant. Then an assassin came up from behind, bleary-eyed from just having woken, and pushed the monarch off the roof. He waited as the scream trailed off into a splat - He was nothing if not professional. Yawning, the assassin went off to collect his dues, his work done for the night. His pillow called. And Clanky lay on the cold hard ground beside his shattered body, giving Death a thoroughly exasperated expression. “Darn.” he said. IF YOU SAY SO. He stood, brushing himself off. “I thought assassins were only coming after I was crowned.” He gazed wistfully at his corpse. “That bounty had better been a good one. Upwards of a hundred coins at least.” DEATH IS CHEAP.* “You don't have to rub it in,” He muttered. Then he looked at Death. “Why are we still here?” Death checked his hourglass. WE’RE PICKING UP ONE MORE PERSON TONIGHT. The sound of footsteps, and a figure suddenly ran unto the scene, gasping at Clanky’s dead body. THERE WE ARE... The Monarch was dead. Corporal Carrot of the Night’s Watch sat despondently besides Clanky’s corpse. The Monarch was dead. Months and months of scheming, of coming up with amazing passwords full of significant owls, caged whales and errant boys. Of dealing with sleeping, lazy members who did nothing. Of earnestly trying to fulfill his purpose amidst opposition and betrayal. They had been close to accomplishing their goal, and now it was gone. What does he do now? Continue working for the night’s watch? He supposed he still had his sense of duty towards the Watch... Footsteps behind her. “Y’know...I still have no bloody idea how this thing works.” Carrot frowned. “You shouldn't swear so much, you know. Also, you should stop playing with that. I thought you were going to use it tonight?” The figure he was facing waved something around carelessly. “I told you, last night was an accident, I still have no idea how to -” "-Use it” He heard as if from afar. Detachedly, he watched his body crumple and fall to the ground, then shot the figure an accusing glare. The figure cursed from afar, then ran off into the night. WELL, THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE. “Yes, yes it was…” He murmured. He turned, seeing Death watching her, Clanky by His side. Clanky waved sheepishly. He offered him a helpless shrug and a smile. “Looks like the Monarchists are doomed.” Clanky gave a half-hearted shrug. “At least I still have my kingly bearing… Hey, do you think the Dead would let me rule them?” As they disappeared into the darkness, their voices faced into the night. THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING. “I didn't know anthropomorphic representations could do sarcasm...” Light reflected off a skeletal grin, and then they were gone. *this is in no way meant to reference Death’s spending habits. Though Mort, Ysabel and the occasional rare date might think so… Clanky has been inhumed by the Assassins! He was the Lookout of the Thieves Guild! He was also the Head of the Thieves Guild!! He was also the Monarch!! Luckat has been killed! She was Corporal Carrot of the Night's Watch! She was also a Monarchist! The following items are up for bidding! Handkerchief Secret Wallet Waste Paper Basket Player list, WITH ADVERTISEMENTS FROM THE ASSASSIN'S GUILD Seonid - 90 Nyali - Grandma Nyawax - 90 The_Lady_of_Chaos - 70 Paranoid King - 80 Burnt Spaghetti - 70 Pestis the Spider - 70 Aonar - 80 Dalinar - 70 JUQ - 70 Dankness Ascendant - 70 Silverblade5 - 80 kiwi - 70 Amanuensis - 200 Elbereth - 90 Araris Valerian - 70 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 there go the monarchists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aonar he/him Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well, now I'm well and truly useless, aren't I? No point scanning for monarchists now they can't win. Even if they could I'll admit that I was robbed last night, and now couldn't scan even if I wanted to, and have no money with which to do anything. So see ya. There's not a lot of point in me following the game now that there's literally no way for me to win. If someone wants to be real nice and PM me a few times tonight, or donate me some money, I'll help you out in the ways I can, but otherwise, bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araris Valerian he/him Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 (edited) Wow, this game is turning out to be rather lopsided, haha. Well, why don't we kill Burnt this cycle? Edit: How does bidding work? I didn't see it in the rules anywhere? Edited November 8, 2016 by Araris Valerian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Spaghetti she/her Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 tsk, what did i ever do to you Araris. bidding... isn't that like, you can name your prices here, but your final bid needs to be in your gm pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanuensis he/him Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 9 hours ago, Burnt Spaghetti said: ... Burnt, are you the head of your guild yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King he/him Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Personally, I think Araris' votes have been fishy recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Spaghetti she/her Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Amanuensis said: Burnt, are you the head of your guild yet? Me? Nah . Are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanuensis he/him Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Just now, Burnt Spaghetti said: Me? Nah . Are you? No, but I'm trying to elect myself now, since the only person left on my team is inactive =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Spaghetti she/her Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Well, we could always lynch them off for you. then youd be head of guild for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanuensis he/him Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Eh. True. But I would kind of feel bad if she came back and saw I bussed her =\ I dunno, I'll consider it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Spaghetti she/her Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Thats fair enough. i applaud your niceness to your inactive teammate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araris Valerian he/him Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 PK, at least I am voting. There are two ways I see the lynch resolving; I die, in which case I get closer to beating Mailliw's death rate, or I kill somebody that isn't me, which gets me one step closer to winning the game. But both of those require that that actually be a lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalinar Kholin Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Well, hurrah! The monarch is dead. One step safer to a closer Ankh for everyone. What the heck, I'll vote for Burnt, You know what they see, the less people around the less people to cause trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Spaghetti she/her Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Well if thats how things are going to be, ima vote Araris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanuensis he/him Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 @Araris Valerian and @Dalinar Kholin, can we vote PK instead of Burnt? She's harmless compared to her teammates, and personally I'd prefer her to win as Guild Leader than get killed and lose. Otherwise I'll change my vote to Araris, because I'd rather her not die =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araris Valerian he/him Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Sure. I totally see no reason that trusting you would be a bad idea, Aman. Burnt. PK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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