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    No need for wisecracking to apprentice with the Breadbaker. -- I wonder, why is it called wisecracking? It always sounded so foolish. Shouldn't it have been called foolcracking then?
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    I have to admit, spiking you bloody is tempting. Welcome.*sharpens the spikes for chaos' arrival.
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    I'm a little disoriented at the moment. A closed door discussion commenced and I am duty-bound to flirt only with one who has pledged his soul to complete and utter discord and ridiculousness. Besides, do we really need more publicity? We are still strong as a clan, under the protection of the strongest in the land, and a part of a pillaging guild of pirates. We prevail, O Kobold King. I will publicly renounce *cough* romantic interests *cough* when it ceases to be useful. After all, it's just business.
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    My, my..truth will out...and so did I. That was a very long closed room discussion. What did I miss? Queen Elsa, an offer to reinstate the Wafflesworn contract? DONE. We will throw in Princess Delightful's diet waffles as a signing bonus. Aaand, what a surprise...the Chaos slowly consuming the land is working in mysterious ways. All will succumb to dark forces not around them...but WITHIN them. A Torturer for a Princess with that rep number to boot. A Common Thief for a Queen. Heed. Chaos prevails.
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    Soon you will find yourself spending more time cooking rather than archiving. Soon you will succumb to the call of the grill. And one day, you will wake up asking yourself, "Was I ever a Scholar? Or was I always a cook? Was I always....secretly...in the deepest recesses of my mind...a Waffleworn?"
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    Do you have any post referencing to the amount of Steel and damages you just asked us to pay? Which, yes, we do not have to pay. If the castle is back, where is the damage? Your Observers Elsecall left and right for food. The so called economy, was in the RED in the first place. And if it is indeed Steel. The we do not have to pay it. Melt it. Reform it. Recycle. Essentially, when all this calculating and negotiation is over, you'd be owing US. Also, why are the Observers even negotiating this for NC?
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    As you wish, My Lord. I don't want to stay here any longer than I have to anyway. And I can smell burning steach. Newcagoans, with this peace, we are offering the contract back for services. If you wish to find a new caterer (or stay with the stench of steach in the air), be my guest. But I am sure you must miss the tea. And the oh so sumptuous waffles. The Wafflesworn were once accused as mercenaries. We never denied that we manage wealth very well, especially being under a Pirate flag.These claims are minute, and will be taken care of. After all, the palace was just what? Water.
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    A steach? What is it exactly? Is it made of spiked cat's meat?
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    Have you heard of a chinese dimsum called Siopao? For a time I didn't eat it (unless I prepared it), because they say that the best filling for it is cat's meat.
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    Thank you, Mozy. The way you express your enjoyment of the word Greevil is similar to how everyone compliments the Waffles once available to Newcago.
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    Oh, puny Head Scholar, my schwaffles have invaded your vocabulary. Else, your hands must be shaking as you scribe this missive to our powerful clan. It is Ta'veren that you mean, yes? If you are speaking of Matrim, who I have fed honeycakes off Mistress Al'Vere's inn kitchen, we have agreed to a Two Rivers understanding. As Mistress of the Wafflesworn, I am an honorary member of the Women's Circle. And THAT is enough to make Matrim hide.
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    And the monster's words were threats lurking in the edges of night, between waking and sleeping, life and death. It controls all nightmares and corrupts all that it touches. It creates obsidian out of ice, and poisons the heart of the joyous and delighted. The monster is green evil. Greeevviiiilllll. Beware. For your end is near. Never sleep, for it lurks, waiting to pounce with one sign from the Master, the Lord, the Ruler, the Bringer of Discord, the Brother of Mayhem, God of Murder, and Avenger of Duplicate Avatars. Chaos, with one word, can end you with his creature, the Greevilness.
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    Which is what we were doing in the first place. So we will just maintain the status quo. It's just so much better to be out doing what we are intended for. The Wafflesworn is dedicated, to creating Chaos. Our thriving business in the Cosmere has helped fund more than one war of power. Just because we accept payment doesn't mean we lack in loyalty. We have just been very very smart with our management of money, jewels, metals, and Breath. Wars are expensive. Your majesty Elsa, we deliberately moved our ovens outside of your castle to avoid melting it, but still our overt and much pronounced allegiance to The Lord Ruler Chaos was cause for your Head Scholar to renounce contracting with us. We never hid our loyalties. Our dedication to him who rules over the land (which includes Newcago), is much pronounced and published. It is not our fault that you are now starving and must live on ice cones, and the kiwis that the Observers sometimes dole out. Panda, my relationship with The Lord Ruler is none of your business. You are not called to observe these proceedings, as these are all done behind closed doors.
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    Is this a declaration of surrender? That you will change your avatar because of the threat looming at your door? How easily wills are bent. Lord Ruler, I may be late in declaring my allegiance, but I am here now, laying my army of punished kitchen-slaved Aes Sedai at your feet. Our contract with Newcago has been withdrawn, and may they starve in this bitter winter they have created.
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    Get off my ship! -- Huh...that sounded very Harrison Ford in Air Force One. -- And...sorry, this is NOT my ship. It is Chaos' though. So... GET OFF MY SHIP!
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    Lol. I dub thee, Ashiok, Higprince of Sugar, Baconator of the Wafflesworn!
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    "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
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    You seem quite proud of yourself, Knave Quiver. Or shall I call you, Queenmaker? Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before stumbling.
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    Did I hear paradise? Try Philippines. 7000+ islands of pure tropical delight.
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    Actually, the mustache on his profile pic should have been enough to scare the spambots...except...the Indian spambots probably have thicker facial hair.
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    I think you're forgetting the real seat of power here, Leftinch. Newcago is STILL in Chaos' realm. And you really shouldn't be eating the scwaffles I make while reprimanding The Lord Ruler of the Forums (uncouth he may be in the presence of Newcago Royalty). My waffles react to any action/slander/words spoken against Chaos even after they're eaten. Do you feel a funny burning in your stomach, Master Scholar?
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    Thanks Eerongal. I've moved your pin based on the approximate distance you provided. Is this the sandstone park? There are so many parks near your pin.
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    There are so many spoilers in both these posts that you should use a spoiler tag. Or put a spoiler alert in the title at least, especially for those who are just starting with the series.
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    Aether, you do me honor in protecting my virtue...whatever is left of it after all the dark arts I've dabbled in. Chaos, it looks like this is chaperoned flirting, and I wouldn't want people to be uncomfortable and start shouting "get a room!" Which means the only solution is stop this. Or get a room.
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    Here is the link: Sharder Geo Map. It's also in my signature.
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