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Quitecontrary replied to Lurthemir's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
*backslaps Panda* Careful. You really should not drink and listen to me Waffle at the same time. -
Me, too.
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And will be paid right away with chwaffles.
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And upvote to you, Master Leftinch, for the name suggestion of our super secret girl power org.
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*Throws a burnt waffle to block the rusty nail from hitting Cap'n Shivertongue* You probably didn't notice Ketek, but the Spike was taken from you many heartbeats ago. Unless...you have another one? -- And I totally agree with you on Watterson. But personally, I like Schulz more. If I will rank it, I'd have Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes, then Asterix.
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Much better. Good work!And I noticed something. Did you just apply a soulstamp to yourself? You're gender is now female! Does this mean I cannot call you Knave...but Vixen? EDIT: Looks like your Gender is back to Male. The stamp didn't take.
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Qualify your titles. I find your lack of respect for boundaries disturbing. If you said, Queen of the Seventeenth Ice Mountains or Icelands then it would have been more acceptable. Here take a Chwaffle. It was made with you in mind.
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Queen of the Seventeenth Forest might be pushing it, Knave.
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Yes that was what I meant. Typing up responses on my phone doesn't normally result in good spelling, but I try.On the joke, just following tradition. After all there is a whole world of ear-filled humor, and they chose Holey. Apologies, milady.
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We have beaters - manual and electric - for our waffle batter. But not for the occasional Bludger that comes our way when we cater to a Quidditch match. I'm afraid we only have half of the Weasley Twin now, and he loves donuts, not waffles because he's Holey.
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*serves* Here it is. A small note though. Sometimes the Chwaffle thinks it's a Quaffle, so try not to have hoops near your plate or these will just jump through them. Bon appetit!
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Don't worry. If you visit the guilds, you will find that the power lies in the women.No great man survives it alone for long anyway. Unless you're The Lord Ruler. And in the end he fell. We shall not voice the name of our super secret girl power org here lest we be thwarted and our real motives be known. -- Oh. Hailey, ridiculous works here, too. Have fun! -- Oh Master Leftinch! We even have a tree house for this!
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We can't do that, milady.If we create something that looks like you, you'll break your teeth. It will be waffles cold as ice and hard as steel. We're dropping the S and calling this a Chwaffle instead. A crisp waffle dipped in rich white chocolate then dried to dip in another layer of milk chocolate. A double-layered chocowaffle sensation. You could say Quiv will love this since he's dual-natured, too. Served with tiny marshmallows, a drizzle of dark choco syrup and m&ms.
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There's always another recipe. Any requests?
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Washed...and sharpened, Cap'n Shiver. Welcome Hailey! Always great to see a fellow girl in 17th. Have a grand time of it. And..because I am compelled to say it...Disrupt.
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Yes, he was. Like I said....a side effect. These are Scwaffles.
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Didn't you notice the change in menu when we withdrew our services? Instead of amazing, mouth watering waffles and tea and other sumptuous food to match, you were served Scholar Steak, Book Rice, and Studious Spaghetti. These were all due to the fact that your Head Scholar went to the kitchens and devoted one hour (as he said) of his time to preparing the food. A loyal servant, Master Leftinch is. We have scrapped the Schwaffles from the menu as it had the awful side effect of creating a Cook out of a Head Scholar. Amazing disruption of the job description. I should ask Chaos for a bonus.
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We have created a batch of The Queen's Special for you, Your Majesty. Our contract is reinstated, with conditions as per discussion with Princess High Imperial Delightful. However, as we are now creatures of Chaos, we have turned over the castle kitchens to the culinary dabbling of your Head Scholar. We will deliver, for now, and set up a large tent outside of your castle for preparations. Please make your requests. We will accommodate.
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Welcome! (This is like Attack of the Monosyllabic Phaperplane)
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Yes, of course, we will call it even. I just want to correct something: I am friendly with The Lord of Chaos, and am a member of the Lords of Chaos. As far as renegotiation is concerned, you must accept that war is a constant in the life of one devoted to Chaos and Disruption as we are. But for the sake of old allegiances, we will continue the supply, but set a limit in the event of war. In times of peace, you may request most anything, and we will strive to accommodate, but in time of war, our supplies will be rationed, and we must choose sides. Regardless of the side we choose, the supply will continue at a set rate for every member for Newcago, to avoid starvation, but any special requests will be denied. As far as poisoning is concerned, your head scholar has already proven himself immune to one poison. We cannot promise not to attempt, especially when our spiked kitchen staff are compelled by TLR. We can only promise to give an antidote should an unfortunate batch find itself on your doorstep.
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Very well, Lord Mailliw. Please don't wield them in the party, however. Now is for merriment.
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You are very much welcome, Princess Delightful. It was my pleasure as you were craving for them while browsing through Joke Profile Pics. And on strange hobbies, I am merely concerned at this turn of events. As you know it starts with hobbies. Hobbies lead to habits. And habits...when bad...can disrupt a peaceful life...or in this case, a peaceful kingdom.
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My Lord Captain Mailliw...The Great Avatar War is over. We have emerged victorious. However, we welcome you to the clan that bides its time...until we have vanquished our enemies fully. For now, the bitter conflict has subsided to an uneasy peace. (You are welcome to the victory party that has been running the whole weekend. Catered by the Wafflesworn. Please register at the entrance, surrender your weapons for safekeeping, and accept the new weapons that the Lord of Chaos has provided to all and sundry.)
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Awesome, I hope you don't mind. I bastardized the logo that you made to make the main black area be a waffle. I don't want too many images in my signature so I Waffled the Lord of Chaos logo to represent both The Wafflesworn and Lords of Chaos. I didn't have a highres logo to work with so I just changed the big logo that you attached here. Apologies for the quality.
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Welcome, Captain ! What a formidable addition to our team.
