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18th Shard

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  1. Come join the dark alley. We have cookies. People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley
  2. Creating General Discussion new thread. Done. Come sample the, ahem, cookies. The trap is set.
  3. Um... street thiefs? I can see all you coming. I am a forescout. Hmm... these ranks organization seems kind of random.
  4. What about Drabs?
  5. Granted. It's angry and attacks you. I wish for the ability to hear grammar.
  6. Granted. You attempt to Soulcast it while wounded and painspren kill you in Shadesmar. I wish that Stick was Soulcast into Steel and used as a spike to grant me allomantic steel.
  7. Chakram are real. Google it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakram If you're fine with wikipedia.
  8. I have double Allomantic copper. Try and block Feruchemical duralumin while I prepare to spikegive cookies to you!
  9. You should use your sticks as spikes. Disclaimers below.
  10. So I was talking with a friend. There is a lot of potential for spike-y hedgehogs. And narwhals. And the echidna (spikey anteater). I mean, animals need spikes cookies too.
  11. Since this thread has been necroed... I think my biggest point here is that there are more tricks with Compounding than we understand. Type 1 is the most common, ex. Miles Hundredlives. With Type 2 Compounding, one has, as Darnam has previously stated, the added attribute of [metal] Allomantic power, a power that can be stored in a metalmind. His example, quoted below, is a perfect example of the effect storing Allomantic steel has in my mind, and is closest to the original intent of my starting post: Type 3 brings Hemalurgy into the mix. Here things get messy, literally. You Allomantically burn your spike, which has been said to be able to be done by WOB. You know what, I'm just going to copy the OP. My last point before I will let this topic die once more, no one has argued with my five conjectures fundamentally. I declare them official. Each Metallic Art has specific benefits and disadvantages to using it. Compounding doesn’t change the output of the magic, only the form in which it comes. Compounding gains BOTH the disadvantages and the benefits of the transit magic system. Compounding is done by beginning one magic system, then, before completing it, beginning a second system, then utilizing the Investiture. Both magic systems must be able to be used by the initiator and the utilizer of the power (who are the same person until you add Hemalurgy in to it).
  12. My favorite ones are:Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye and Neither the seller not the manufacture will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Eye spikes Snickerdoodle cookies. Buy two and you don't have to worry about being blinded by lasers or bright lights will enjoy your day a whole lot more. What about rhinos? I think we could mass charge sell spikes cookies by replacing a rhino horn with an uncharged spike starting a rhino petting zoo and then lining up victims willing donors and let them be run through touch the rhino. Edit: to be added to the disclaimers: Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor.
  13. Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. Free spikings cookies are available. If you bring 2 friends, get spiked cookies at a Buy One, Get One Free! Limited Time Offer. (Neither the seller not the manufacture will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product.Void where prohibited except where not prohibited.Above terms subject to change without notice.Action figures sold separately.Actual price set by retailers.All research statistics are blatantly flagrant.All rights reserved.All sales final.Any other application constitutes fraud.At participating locations only.Alternate toy available for children under 3.Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you.By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use.Caveat emptor.Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye.Your results may vary.Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.)User assumes full liabilities.Some humor and satire included.Price and participation may vary.Not to be used for the other use. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inacurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) Have a Spiked Day! Edit: Good enough to put in my signature. We need to get one of these ads into the Shardcast episodes. Who is their commercial manager?
  14. I would like to join the DA as a Compounding Researcher. Here is my resume. I would like to research new ways to use the spikes cookies to store new investiture delicious treats.
  15. when you debate the effectiveness of a shardblade against a lightsaber.
  16. He's changed it. Check for the point where he changed it to "I'm trolling Xanas" in May. I wish Kadrok would also find out why Joe changed his name to that.
  17. If you would look at my theory the Mechanics of Compounding, I loom at the possible benefits and disadvantages of this. Shameless plug for theory, I know, but it seemed relevant. : )
  18. Your wish is to be healed of an itch on your arm. I wish for a genie's lamp.
  19. You wish to rule the tri-state area? Granted. The rezoning committee has decided to make the tri-state area include .00000000000000005% the land it originally did, and you are elected mayor. You are also granted the curse of being so bogged down by bureaucracy of ruling this incredibly small, yet somehow complicated area that you go crazy. I wish that this post will bring me to a number of upvotes higher than Kobold King.
  20. http://www.17thshard.com/forum/gallery/image/465-feruchemy-stuff/ Here is the Feruchemy. Tell me if there are problems.
  21. This describes my life perfectly. I used to read a ton. Read Sanderson's books, and everything is boring, predictable, and frankly just without any depth or plot twists.
  22. Granted. You get all the diseases and cannot yourself take the pills. I wish that the Nightwatcher wastes all her power fulfilling this wish, and grants my wish before giving any curses.
  23. Granted. You will now die. I wish the Nightwatcher was so happy she gave everyone boons with no downsides! A boon for all of you!
  24. Roshar 10 Scadrial 19 That means Scadrial is immortal next move, right guys? Hint, hint.
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