GreyPilgrim

I agree. I just established Elsa Steelheart's introduction topic as the topic for posting random stuff that has nothing to do with the topic's original intent. Let's go there for random discussion!

Yes. Yes we will continue. This thread shall go down in 17th Shard history as the most derailed topic ever. Our next goal: make it the longest thread on the site. It'll only take a thousand or so more posts. We can do it!

Buy, only because I really want that to happen. It will definitely happen by the end of the third Mistborn Trilogy, though. Wax and Wayne will one day Worldhop. Only then will they comprehend the irony of their names' correspondence on their planet.

Kobold King told me he was the one who started it all with the Tarachin comment as Lightsong the Bold. So props to him for initiating our amusement.

; Wyndle didn't care.

Plot twist! (What even is this thread anymore?)

Yeah, as Argent said the timeline does not work at all. According to the Coppermind chronology page, Stormlight is about the same time as Alloy of Law. So yeah. It is a cool idea, though.

You forgot to add: *is otherwise useless*

It's not that he has expressly denied that there will be a second Herald as a flashback character, but he has said nothing to the effect that there still will be (that I have seen), and there have been numerous reports of people asking him about later flashbackers. It has already been heavily speculated that the last unconfirmed one will he one of the three in this thread (Rysn, Taravangian, and Adolin).

I have posted in the other threads pertaining to this before, but to make it a bit easier, I'm from the United States. Massachusetts, if you choose to add states.

Thank you for pointing that out. I was Balat at one point, Honor at another, and Taln also.

And hey I have a relevant rank currently right now too! Stormwarden! I should have made that my role. Too late. Wouldn't really want to be one anyways.

So this happened in the chatbox today, and still continues. Felt it warranted posting here. Edit: Added more to the conversation. Also, please read from the bottom up. 9 May 14, 03:14 AM Aether: I think we're touching on the question of identity here. If a Kandra pretends to be itself, is it really just being itself? Are we all ourselves, or just pretending? 8 May 14, 11:48 PM Stick: I am a stick. Kandra can't be stick. I am a stick. Tree is stick. You are a stick? I am a stick. 8 May 14, 11:45 PM Kandra: We could impersonate what it's eaten... And also, no, we can't eat ourself. That would be like one of you humans eating yourself. Impossible. 8 May 14, 11:30 PM Sazed: Could a Kandra Impersonate a Tree? 8 May 14, 11:22 PM Delightful: More importantly, can a Kandra impersonate itself? 8 May 14, 10:56 PM Sazed: If a Kandra eats a Mistwraith, could it impersonate it? 8 May 14, 10:25 PM Kobold: Oh there you are, WalDo. We've been looking for you. 8 May 14, 10:18 PM Kandra: You will never know who I am now! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! 8 May 14, 10:17 PM MistConnection: If the Cosmere were a soap opera.... 8 May 14, 09:53 PM Joe: I want to upvote everyone who participated in this Conversation. 8 May 14, 09:48 PM Harmony: Yet you try to Ruin us? He has preserved us, try not to be so Odius to him. 8 May 14, 09:47 PM Harmony: Odium, we should Honor Adonalsium, he could have Dominated us, but instead chose to act with Hoor, and show Devotion to us. He cultivated us from when we were children. He endowed us With Power. 8 May 14, 09:19 PM Odium: Oops. I know i caused you to Shatter, man... but I AIN't NEVER GOING BACK!!! 8 May 14, 07:56 PM Adonalsium: What the? Dang it, I knew I shouldn't have taken a nap. If you guys don't Give me my Power Back, I'll disinherit you! 8 May 14, 07:00 PM Taln: You're telling me. 8 May 14, 06:55 PM Jezrien: This gives me an odd sense of foreboding. 8 May 14, 06:39 PM Odium: Isn't that just like you, Tanavast. Always a stubborn little cremling. How about you and I hash out our differences? Desolations at one hundred paces? 8 May 14, 06:33 PM Honor: We will not! 8 May 14, 06:20 PM Cultivation: Boys, behave. 8 May 14, 06:13 PM GreyPilgrim: Storm you, Stormfather! 8 May 14, 05:52 PM Stormfather: THE CROSSOVERSTORM COMES, LITTLE SHARDER. I AM SORRY. 8 May 14, 05:50 PM GreyPilgrim: What is even happening here right now?? 8 May 14, 04:49 PM Spook: Wasing the wanting of destroying evil? 8 May 14, 04:47 PM Nightblood: Hey Zahel! Nale is boring. Wanna go kill Evil? 8 May 14, 04:46 PM Vasher: What Zahel? 8 May 14, 04:45 PM Denth: The grave is no bar to my call. Or something like that. 8 May 14, 04:31 PM The Lord Ruler: I'm also Wolverine, apparently? 8 May 14, 04:31 PM The Lord Ruler: Look, bub, I'm dead too and I'm still talking. 8 May 14, 04:26 PM Vasher: [spoilerS!!!] Denth, how is it that you're still talking? I killed you! 8 May 14, 03:50 PM Tonk Fah: Fine. But I want one of those cremlings. My monkey was boring and I lost it. 8 May 14, 03:45 PM Denth: I have enough trouble containing you, you idiot, 8 May 14, 03:09 PM Tonk Fah: I love the redheaded kid, Denth. He's hilarious. We should keep him. 8 May 14, 02:26 PM Balat: I'll rip each one of your limbs off. One at at time. And watch you suffer. 8 May 14, 02:11 PM Kelsier: I've got a Contract to deal with it. 8 May 14, 01:27 PM The Lord Ruler: How's that broken neck working out for you, Kelsier? 8 May 14, 01:19 PM Tonk fah: Blood. Flood of Blood. Now you can be Poetic with Mercenary Humor! 8 May 14, 11:57 AM Susebron: ... 8 May 14, 11:51 AM Kelsier: Don't try to intimidate us, lord tyrant! We are what you can never crush. We are... mercenary humor. 8 May 14, 11:51 AM Lift: Too bad I'm awesome and your slap slides right off my face 8 May 14, 11:42 AM The Lord Ruler: *backslaps you all* 8 May 14, 11:28 AM Stick: I am a stick. 8 May 14, 10:34 AM Denth: Even you are a Thief. A Criminal by Nature. And Shut Up Cuddles! You're a Knock off of Nightblood! Nobody wants to cuddle a Sword! 8 May 14, 10:32 AM Lift: Speak for yourself Denth. I’m so storming pure I practically belch rainbows. 8 May 14, 10:27 AM Cuddles: Would you like to Cuddle Someone today? 8 May 14, 10:26 AM Denth: But none of us are Pure anymore Vasher. We're all Villains. 8 May 14, 09:21 AM Vasher: You cannot tempt the hearts of members who are pure, Nightblood. 8 May 14, 08:40 AM Nightblood: That;s what you call a conversation? Would you like to kill some evil today? 8 May 14, 07:08 AM Bloodfalcon: Yeah.... that is quite the conversation. 8 May 14, 04:11 AM Aether: This... got interesting. 7 May 14, 11:08 PM Stennimar: No you didn't! I did. By the way, it's Stennimar not Stemminar. 7 May 14, 03:17 PM Lightsong the Bold: I knew that. 7 May 14, 02:03 PM Stemminar: Tarachin. Not Taracin. 7 May 14, 12:18 PM Lightsong the Bold: Ah, Taracin. Tricky game, that. Keep playing, and maybe one day one of you will be an authentic Taracin superstar such as myself!

Here is the list of events on his site.

I'm sure I can find an actual Witch-King of Angmar mask to wear somewhere. But... Kobold King...You're not actually Kobold King? My life is a lie...

You mean your profiles aren't your actual faces?

with his Skybreakers

[disregard]ate delicious cakes[/disregard] Edit: ninjas and delicious pies

You can't stop me! I will mess up the curve if I want to mess up the curve!

But Chaos ate

. "Ouch!" they cried

I was that guy...Edit: Wow, I have no idea why that quote box is so big...

Well I've got a couple thousand years under my belt. That's gotta count for something.

Sadly, I think the Fatal Error will stay with us forever... And sure, Chaos. Sure that's the true future. If you were a Shard (which has been postulated already), you would most certainly be of the future-seeing type.