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  1. Verdance
    If i had a nickel for every time you seemed to be trying to die as quickly as possible in an SE game, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t much, but it’s weird it happened twice, right?
  2. Verdance
    “It’s supplemental. My diet is pretty sorrow deficient.” (twas a joke. I’m having a very nice week, actually.)
  3. Verdance
    This post is awesome. It’s a great community and an approachable place to start (or at least i thought before Coder mentioned anxiety), but definitely, it does fall short. Definitely go find a therapist if you have suicidal or other self destructive thoughts. It will help so much more.
  4. Verdance
    Verdance turns incorporeal and teleports back to the bar. “Point 1: that was two months ago. I’m fine. Point 2: ain’t no way Im paying thousands of dollars for someone to stare at me pretending to sleep again.” He looks down at the ghastly cyan paper gown. “GAH”, he onomatopoeizes, and the clothing flashes to a black skirt, then sleek leather armor, then a yellow bunny costume, then back to the characteristic viridean jacket and black jeans. “Geez, man.”
  5. Verdance
    @Verdance sprite-swipes out of the way like an overrated videogame skeleton, then disappears into the Authorsphere. FN.9 escapes timeout by asserting himself as an 19 year old semi-human, then infects Kaladist with destructive character flaws and cliched writing tropes. Kaladist as a character begins to collapse under the weight of a thousand critical Reddit users. “Behold,” FN.9 says. “The true power of a Subversion Flaw!”
  6. Verdance
    FN.9 never had a soul in the first place. Using his existence as a part Flaw, part Enuller being, he part undermines, part Enulls the Narration-adjacent attack on his being. —— @Verdance parries the attack with a scathing remark about temper tantrums and missing diss track ketek responses, then turns red and apologizes for his impoliteness. The point still stands.
  7. Verdance
    I shield myself with armor made up of the many fairly skillful poems I have made, then start making my sandwich. Whoever makes the best sandwich wins the Battle. Obviously.
  8. Verdance
    Agreeth, most verily. Let it be so.
  9. Verdance
    Poetry without skill. That ketek is nonsensical. Is Ketek that unskilled with poetry?
  10. Verdance
    Does this mean that people have incorrect assumptions about the rules?
  11. Verdance
    Mmm… i like casting spells, for things. i think the first has a kickstarter campaign right now, and the second is… a metaphilosophical quandary.
  12. Verdance
    My life is not a story, there is no climax, and progress won’t come like one. That doesn’t mean I can’t better myself every day, and pursue happiness and health. Elsecaller Third Ideal also, realized I never updated my profile after the second. My Inkspren is named Opyl.
  13. Verdance
    Those are like $0.50 on Amazon
  14. Verdance
    But you can’t :3
  15. Verdance
    Absolutely not. Why would you do that?
  16. Verdance
    2829. As a person diagnosed with ADHD, eat snacks with Red Dye 40 in them at 20:45 EST, then allow your family to suffer the consequences.
  17. Verdance
    Nope. I beat you.
  18. Verdance

    What’s your pfp from? :3

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    2. Denissimo

      Denissimo

      Thank you.

      It is a self portrait!  

      I jest. Mostly.

    3. Verdance

      Verdance

      I looks like that demon i keep killing every night :3

    4. Denissimo

      Denissimo

      Ah, so thats where they've been going.
      Please stop killing my cloned workers. I never grant them such mercy.

  19. Verdance
    Erm. Are you seriously comparing yourself to someone who was never born? I don’t mean to be a jerk, but you realize how crazy that sounds, right? Literally everyone struggles, no one is a perfect person. I’m an oldest brother whose younger brothers don’t respect at all. But you have to realize, they don’t have to, and you don’t have to feel bad about that.
  20. Verdance
    The concept of sadness is joyfully accepted into Verdance’s frame. “Thanks, I need more of that,” Verdance says. His general color scheme (which involves a ridiculous amount of green, with some black and white and even a little pink and gold) becomes a few hex points darker, but more saturated. “Yeah but…” he holds up his arm and pulls down the sleeve. There is clearly two sets of scars, one small, straight, and pink, the other, large, dramatic and jagged claw marks that outshine the first.
  21. Verdance
    Granted. Three more, and one of them only half counts because she is a cat. None of them have accounts on the Shard. I wish you would tell me whether or not i have to read all that content before you lecture me on thematic devices and etc (legit curious as to your thoughts on that)
  22. Verdance
    I actually did get my GM PM regarding my search for items. I was just lazy (or possibly sleep deprived) and said so without checking at all. I corrected that basically immediately after. My PMs are a bit messy right now.
  23. Verdance
    The chickens, enraged by your flagrant cultural appropriation, open fire. Whilst they would never do something so comical and ludicrous as load eggs into their weapons, shards of wood fired shotgun-style could still leave nasty damage. And splinters. Meanwhile, Éntrius, enraged by this assault on his followers but infinite in his patience, sends a champion to give an ultimatum, as well as diplomats to the Sky Chicken’s enemies, the Ground Beef and Aquahogs.
  24. Verdance
    “They’re all eldritch evil deities. Depression didn’t give me half as bad scarring as a cat ever did,” Verdance growls. His anger must be exaggerated, as he seems on the verge of violence. It’s hard to tell if he’s acting or not.
  25. Verdance
    Ketek third person curses frustrate. Curse people third, Ketek! Verdance refered to an avatar. A reference to a person, Verdance. He was not speaking in the third person. Third, in the speech, no, he was not bound by such weak curses. @Verdance, an avatar created by the author specifically to interact with FN.9 in BotS to fulfill a necessary role FN.9’s character, was not the actual author or person who wore the moniker “Verdance”, and therefore “Verdance” was not speaking in the third person. As soon as @Verdance realized this, the ketek curse broke. Such flimsy logic should be applied more carefully next time. What a nasty curse, anyway. Carefully purging any leftover symmetry from his language, @Verdance watched FN.9 as he joined the Battle for the Sandwich.
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