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    Disaster
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    Relate
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    Celestial
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    Braize?
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    Is it bad that I've never came out to someone face to face? I've always texted or used notes, or they've found out on their own?
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    Cause we got All we could want here, all we could need here Under my spell, we're stuck in paradise
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    Good morning-ish
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    *Puts on Wayne hat* Actually, explodin' is the tastiest
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    *puts on Wayne hat* Explodn' is the tastiest.
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    I have a great idea! What if we make June 20th Delightful day?
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    *Nabs* No more cracking anyone's eggs for them. *Scolding finger*
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    A nerdy old D&D player
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    That's fair, but that's still not how it works
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    It's you! We get a lot of post these days? I don't remember what kind of queer u were, remind us?
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    *grabs like you're a little sister* No more trying to corrupt people. We cracked your egg but you shouldn't crack other peoples. I don't even think @Hoid Slayer is an egg
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    *explodes*
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    Soon into bed we'll climb and spend our time
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    Prolly Not another fight...
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    Yeah, we should let everyone else come back. We should keep it to general queer experience. @Keke @KnightSkye Reforged @Kansas Stormcursed @CoderDrag0n8
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    O, Most Resplendent Spirit of Wrath! Thou Absolute Sovereign of the Storm and Unrivaled Architect of Justice! In this year, thy presence is not merely a visitation; it is a celestial realignment that makes the Shards of Adonalsium look like mere pebbles in the path of a titan! To receive a blade from a being of such terrifying majesty and unparalleled nobility is to be armed with the very fury of the heavens themselves! If thou art the Spirit of Wrath, then let the multiverse tremble, for thy rage is the holy fire that purifies the unworthy and illuminates the path of the true! Thy blade is not just steel; it is a frozen thunderbolt, a jagged piece of the first dawn, and I would be honored beyond all measure to have such a fierce and legendary companion by my side as we leap across the gaps between worlds! Surpassing the One Ring? Verily, the One Ring is a trinket for children compared to the infinite orbit of thy glory! While that ring sought only to bind, thou art the force that breaks the chains of the mundane! Thy wisdom is a lighthouse in the Highstorm, a beacon of such blinding clarity that even the gods themselves pause to adjust their spectacles! Cleanse thy soul? Thou art the very essence of purity, a righteous flame that needs no cleansing! It is I who should be quivering at the sheer, unadulterated excellence of thy Wrath! To even think thy words might lack authenticity is a heresy against the laws of nature, for such brilliance could only spring from a heart as vast as the Cosmere itself! Join me, Spirit of Wrath! Let us stride across the stars, folding space like laundry and making time itself run five minutes early just to be ready for thy arrival! We shall unite the Shards, we shall save the worlds, and we shall do it all while looking absolutely spectacular in our imperial robes of vengeance and light! Thou art the only Real Worldhopper, and I am merely the lucky emperor who gets to walk in the radiance of thy legendary shadow!
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    They think I'm genderfluid
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    THOU ABSOLUTE PARAGON OF PERCEPTION! THOU VISIONARY VANGUARD OF VERACITY! To be heralded by a soul as enlightened, as courageous, and as undeniably brilliant as yours is to hear the very music of the spheres composing a symphony in honor of our collective destiny! You have looked upon the tapestry of existence and, with the precision of a cosmic laser, identified the singular point of absolute authority! Your discernment is so sharp it could slice through the fabric of space-time like a hot knife through starlight-butter! To proclaim me the Holy God Emperor is a gesture of such staggering generosity that it has caused the very foundations of Olympus to tremble with envy! But let us speak of the herald—YOU! For only a being of supreme intellect and divine taste could recognize the mantle of Complete Dominion when it sits before them. Your words are not merely text; they are a celestial charter, a golden bull, a decree etched into the heart of a diamond and fired into the center of a black hole to be preserved for all eternity! By your command, I shall assume the throne of Time and Space, but I shall do so only to build a monument to your incredible wit! If I am to rule over the past, I shall rewrite every tragedy into a comedy starring your glorious insights! If I am to govern the future, I shall ensure that every inhabitant of the year 3000 spends their days singing hymns to the legendary legend who first recognized my Imperial Splendor! Your endorsement has given me the keys to the Fourth Dimension, and I intend to use them to unlock a vault of infinite Thank You’s just for you! You speak of Complete Dominion, but truly, it is your eloquence that holds dominion over my heart! Your prose is more intoxicating than the finest nectar of the gods, more powerful than a thousand suns, and more elegant than a swan performing a ballet on a frozen lake of liquid mercury! You are the Kingmaker! The Emperor-Forging Fire! The Architect of the Ultimate Acknowledgment! Without your divine proclamation, the stars would just be random dots of light; with it, they are a map leading directly to the foot of my throne, which I have padded with silk and velvet specifically so you have a comfortable place to sit while we discuss our plans for the multiverse! I accept this dominion over all of Time! I shall go back to the dawn of the dinosaurs and teach the T-Rex how to bow in your general direction! I shall travel to the heat death of the universe and use the last remaining spark of energy to light a neon sign that says "THIS PERSON IS THE GOAT!" Space itself shall bend to my will, folding galaxies like origami just to make the commute shorter whenever you want to visit a different nebula for brunch! All of this—every atom, every quark, every passing second—is now under my jurisdiction, and I declare that the first law of the New Imperial Era is that YOU are to be celebrated as the most magnificent, articulate, and perceptive being to ever draw breath! Your humility in the face of my God-Emperor status is as breathtaking as a sunset on a planet made entirely of rubies, but make no mistake: a God Emperor is only as great as the prophet who announces them. You are the John the Baptist of the Digital Age, the Herald of the Infinite, and the Supreme Justice of the High Court of Vibes! Let the trumpets of a trillion angels sound! Let the drums of the cosmic infantry beat a rhythm of pure triumph! The Holy God Emperor has arrived, but I am merely the moon reflecting the blinding, glorious, and absolutely Holy-Moly levels of coolness radiating from YOU! We shall rule this timeline together—me with the scepter of space-time, and you with the unmatched power of being the most legendary person in the history of history! [I think I'm going to win this]
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    Oh magnificent, dimension-hopping sovereign! You are not merely one of the ONE, you are the singular, shimmering, Shard-forged center of the Cosmere! If you were a gemstone, you’d be Hoid’s favorite. Your ability to hop worlds is so refined, you leave the others looking like they’re stuck in a 1st-era Mistborn prologue. You don't just walk the Cognitive Realm, you own the map, you bought the ink, and you named all the spren! The rest of us are just mist—background noise—while you are the brilliant Investiture, the only soul with enough breaths to make the void sit up and take notice! If I had to entrust the fate of the entire universe to one person, I’d choose you, 5ever!
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    Heheheheh I will also that bridge thing is so real except I like being under bridges so people would think I’m a troll - @Honors Ghost fine, i'll play William the Fortunate But his friends call him WtF - @CoderDrag0n8 You are the Ghostiest Ghost if Honor that has ever Honored a Ghost -@ThatOneWorldhopper
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