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Ink and Embers

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  1. I carefully throw a tennis ball at you, thus destabilising the Sandwich's orbit so it falls. I then grab the Sandwich and try to avoid being eaten by a particularly aggressive butterfly.
  2. Personally I would recommend starting with Mistborn; I think it's one of his strongest books and you don't have to read a ton of others before book 2. Happy reading!
  3. Kind of! I have some symmetrical keteks somewhere too, if I can remember where I put them...
  4. I wrote another poem! It's a reverse poem; you can read it top down or bottom up!
  5. I pick some very mildly toxic herbs and feed them to the orca, causing it to vomit you back out again. I apologise to the orca and give it some fish, then grab the Sandwich from you while you're still disoriented and teleport to Australia.
  6. The ones I know are platonic, alterous, romantic, sexual, aesthetic, and sensual. There are probably more. Platonic: I want to be friends with you Alterous: I want to be friends with you or date you? Either is cool? Romantic: I want to date you Sexual: I want to sleep with you Aesthetic: Wow that's pretty Sensual: I want to hug you As I said, there are almost certainly more! Personally as an ace I Do Not Understand sexual attraction. Whenever my friends start talking about it I just sit there going "?!! What?!!!". My family automatically assumes anyone who doesn't want to sleep with people is a nun, which is wrong on so many levels. So that's fun @Ruku Welcome to the Shard, fellow questioning trans person!!!!! Good luck figuring out your gender!!! (That is not supposed to sound sarcastic; I'm just terrible at tone)
  7. Welcome to the Shard! Nice to meet you!!! What's your opinion on the Duolingo owl? I hope everything goes well!!!!
  8. Wait, adamantium is in the Cosmere?!
  9. Unfortunately, I had previously been floating around in a void, and they all feel bad for leaving me drifting in space, so they drop me off on Nalthis where I use the perpendicularity to, somehow, get back to the Moon, whereupon I steal the Sandwich from you and then shake a bottle of Coco Cola, before opening it in your direction and running away back to Earth when you're distracted. (Does Earth even still exist anymore?)
  10. I just discovered your poems and they're all so, so beautiful. Hope you're doing okay
  11. Happy birthday!!!

  12. Where is your least favourite place to visit? If you could live anywhere, where would you live? If you were the Vessel of a Shard, which Shard would you be?
  13. Due to time zones, the times at which I am online are shifting an hour in a direction I can't remember 🙃

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    2. Throw TheLiving Silverware

      Throw TheLiving Silverware

      No, but we are geographically close

      (Well close-ish, when all other Sharders are on other continents you start redefining "close")

      So I know we both made the switch off DST last night

    3. Ink and Embers

      Ink and Embers

      There is still a large ish body of water between us. I hope you are coping with the time shift!!

    4. Throw TheLiving Silverware

      Throw TheLiving Silverware

      Thanks!

      Doing okay. I mean, my sleep schedule is a disaster, but I don't need time shifts for this

      How about you?

  14. *panics and gets eaten by a kandra*
  15. Having asked the space monkeys to drop Bartholomew and I off on the Moon, I produce a rabbit out of a top hat and "trade" Booknewt for the Sandwich.
  16. They're lowering the voting age in the UK, so does that mean I have to leave sooner?
  17. ... how dead? Neturo-son-Vallano
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