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ChipsAHoid

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  1. That sounds familiar OH WAIT YEAH I REMEMBER THAT They’re not tho. Well, some of them… Anyways “I want people on my salad” “I ate the American flag” “I just killed somebody!” “I just killed 3 people!!” “What’s your favorite kind of bug to eat” “Wait [other friend’s name] where do you live??” “You can't stop me. I will I will cut the land out of Colorado and bring it to China where you can't find me.“ “I am watching your teeth” - @YouCantHaveMySandwich Who still hasn’t checked the shard. Bruh. Let’s quote my counselor from FSY, a church camp “I’m such a good toad” “Anything’s legal if the cops don’t find out” “It was so pretty… now it’s dead :(“ “Maybe I identify as a country!”*wounded look* “I’ll hunt you down” *twenty seconds later* “and give you a high five!!” “Kidnap everyone. That’s our job!!” “I’m a Disney princess” “There’s always more bacon with this Disney princess” “That’s like arson. Me without the C” “Obviously I’m not black, but it IS 2025” “On my honor I will do my best to lie for my country” “I’m teaching apostasy!” “Let’s eat kids” “You can only eat monkey brains raw” -My counselor “You want to eat a boiled koala?!?” “Yes” -Me then him “What about church??” “That doesn’t matter…” -Me then him Will put in more FSY quotes in a bit, I just have soooo many. I’ll put in my favorite from there as a teaser “They say the trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed. But what if I slay, cook, and eat the Lorax. Therefore, would I not become the next Lorax, and be armed.” -Friend who got asked where he lived
  2. Uhhh sure why not The souls of my favorite snack, laundry detergent, that were stolen by rats eating harvested organs inside of children inside of dirty socks inside a giant toaster where they live. Yeah, the socks are alive. The toaster is too. The toaster is the thing that’s flying, but there’s a whole ecosystem living off the dirty socks inside crumbs. The socks can regenerate. Yes, that was all completely necessary.
  3. Marching band camp starting Thursday

    I’m not gonna be as active for a loooong while. Still can go on, just it’ll take me some time to respond, up to a few days. Will be gone most Saturdays once the season starts, so like come September…

    Excited for band camp, get to see some good friends, but imma be realllly behind

    1. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      aw man

      welp

      Life first!

      Have fun, my dude!

      So it ends in Sep.?

    2. ChipsAHoid

      ChipsAHoid

      Early November…

      But I still have Saturdays and Sundays off

    3. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      aw

      *squiz*

      okieeeeeeeeee

      Have fun though!

  4. Nooo don’t be sad I don’t know what’s happening and I am following it… You’re just never gonna win, best to accept it
  5. Eating reverse pufferfish finger
  6. *eets* *skrew speeling*
  7. I store it in my stomach after it travels down my esophagus. Then I take the sandwich from whoever has it.
  8. -teeth. They were yummy.
  9. nooooo Granted, I can just unaliven you and you’ll have nothing going on. I wish I could steal your liver
  10. Granted, it’s in this new wound I just gave you. I wish to destroy Moash
  11. “they are not native to my region. I do not know where to locate them.”
  12. Ah, that would be me. This pesky sacrifice currently doesn’t want to be sacrificed. @Dragonheir, are you just gonna let him? awwww it’s so cute
  13. “Not just one, a whole herd. I also would need supplies and property, along with money for both their needs and my own”
  14. Granted, @mippo also is reading I think I wish I could have a pet Nemlerg that doesn’t want to do me harm
  15. Granted, but only one other person besides them reads it I wish I had chouta
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