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  1. Through The Living Ash
    I am rather annoyed and vaporize you on the spot, then reform you as a blob stuck in a magical maximum security prison multiple light years away. I put the sandwich back on the pedestal and tell it to stay put next time. I assign a sandcaterpillar to guard it. “There is no reason why you wouldn’t. That is the point of the game, after all.” I spawn behind you. “Of course, I’m not quite sure what would happen to the deal if none of us has the sandwich when the contest ends, so I’m keeping it safe for now.”
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    Hides inside a Wooden horse to get The job done
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    Emphasis
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    Oblong
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    He paused. "That's actually not a bad idea." The woman returned, clutching something in her hand. "I think this will suit your needs. It's an Amulet of Limited Temporary Omniscience or Something Along Those Lines." She scratched her head. "That's a bit of a funny name, now that I think on it." Erdikan grumbled something about the Authors' sense of humor under his breath.
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    "Well, where would you put it?" He scowled. "It's personal."
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    Aw this one looks awesome Sure you should
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    If I was hiding elsewhere, the cheese might melt! Please explain to me one more time why we have to flee the country?
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    Cordial
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    Appliance
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    hturT dnA dniW… if you think about it, it could be saying Hurt Da DIW (Dead In the Water) in code, if you remove the second letter of every word after spelling it backwards. You never know with Sanderson. Why is it that I left for five minutes, and I come back to find you on the ceiling with the whole place filled with chickens?
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    Ditto
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    Well, I considered hiding the bodies in the house, but that seemed unsanitary. What led you to think that a box of spaghetti was the best solution?
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    Hearing
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    Wait! Please reconsider this
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    Calamity
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    He was busy fighting
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    Youth
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    Rashek
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    Aphrodite!
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    I get bored of people discussing their possessions and take the sandwich back to Arrakis, placing it on a pedestal.
  22. Through The Living Ash
    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire. The
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    Taut
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    But if you make the right decision He could
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    Nighttime
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