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  1. Through The Living Ash
    That unfortunate series of events consisted mainly of the bananas recognizing Jerome from the Wanted posters put out by the Supreme Holy Righteous Leader Supreme Lord Cavendish of the greater Banana Republic after the war that occurred the last time Jerome tried to hunt bananas and they hunted him back.
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    discomfort for all present. When
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    Tabled
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    The spear seems to wilt. It had waited for years for the opportunity to pierce someone. Its whole life, it had trained, worked, sharpened, built up to this moment. Its one true dream: to fall from the heavens in a blazing beam of starlight, looked upon with awe and terror by all before striking true at its target. And now, when it had finally worked up the courage to take the leap of faith and strike in the sole defining moment of everything it would ever be, it had missed by mere millimeters the perfect shot. Worst of all, not a one seemed to care for the extreme effort and sacrifices it had to make in order to attempt such a thing. Even the man it had almost hit had only flinched, and that barely, before ignoring the spear. That man… he was the root of all the spear’s problems. The root of all evil, it seems to the spear. If he had merely not shifted his position slightly back, the spear would have succeeded, and could have returned to the night sky hailed as a hero. But noooo. Now, it would be shunned, everything it has ever done completely invalidated in an instant thanks to its target’s impunity. The spear fills with an all-consuming rage against that man, that… that monster, who could so casually do such a horrendous injustice against the spear. It vows to have its revenge. It will never cease, never give up, until Bob falls by its hand. Or rather, spearhead. However, being a spear, it was rather immobile in nature, and so could not act on its own. Concentrating, putting all its pent-up angers and frustrations into the action, the spear connects itself with Bob’s mind. He can hear a voice, unrecognizable, faintly whispering to him in the back of his mind. Take the spear… take the spear… take the spear…
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    Engender
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    into the period of being
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    Where is he? Where is the man who can string this bow-woah-ohh?
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    *grinning wildly* It has failed me... for the last time. Please explain to me how you think these thirty six crates of helium balloons are going to help with our plan, 'cause I'm going to be highly disappointed if you wasted 2880 dollars for nothing.
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    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire. The apple absorbed some moist saltwater,
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    Reactive
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    Entitled
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    "I think the Heralds are still being tortured in Damnation, as has happened for the last few thousand years or so. But I haven't checked in recently, so that might have changed."
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    So, Ink, out of all the federal crimes you've committed, which was your favorite? Five minutes and twenty three seconds.
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    Jan's father considered for a
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    Whoever can string The old king's bow And shoot through twelve axes cleeeanly
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    Waaaaaiting Waaaaaiting Penelope…
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    Noodle
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    This sounds complicated and intriguing, so I would love to help out. I would most rather be a judge, although I wouldn’t turn down being a character.
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    Loops
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    I pull out the spear, impressed at its impaling capabilities. Truly, it is a very good spear, unlike all those other lousy spears that are only halfway sharpened. I award it "Spear of the Year" and put it in my display shelf.
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    Dimple
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    of captured starlight, are you?"
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    , "Well, there is one way
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    I am mildly annoyed that my popcorn spilled from the force of the blast. I am more concerned with who won the duel, given that both Bartholomew and Named were eliminated at the same time.
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