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  1. Through The Living Ash
    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire. The apple absorbed some moist saltwater straight from the flood of the
  2. Through The Living Ash
    There’s probably a whole lotta gods if you took the time to look. I vote that you rudely shove him into someone else’s plotline for the funnies.
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    I am different… different… different… I can help… help… help…
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    They reappeared moments later, due to Authorial intervention on my part preventing them from showing up in TLT unplanned.
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    You don’t need the wind… don’t need the wind… don’t need the wind I can help… help… help…
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    The minnows are seven feet tall and rather heavy.
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    Realtor
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    his eyes. Darkness closed in,
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    gristle condensing in his midsection
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    Abolish
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    , spraying the carpet with red.
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    Or you could totally butcher it and spell it sscptwooughpphuiyzhdd But then nobody would know what it means
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    Nah you gotta remove the i Like this: Stupyzhd
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    Surrogate
  15. Through The Living Ash
    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire. The apple absorbed some moist saltwater straight from the flood
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    Rigid
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    as they brutally tore a
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    Unfortunately, the martians refused to harbor convicted felons and turned them back in.
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    Upon which you are promptly jumped by four fish with legs.
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    This feels like Ender’s Game
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    Daunting
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    (You gotta bold your posts) Noooo we’ve worked so long to get a small modicum of continuity In his distressed state, Jan
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    I tell the camera crew to roll the clips, then spend the next hour enjoying watching myself be cheese grated and exploded.
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    “NOOOOO!” cried Jan, falling to
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    I appear behind you and tap you on the shoulder. I frown, sweeping an arm out to gesture at the scattered remains of my other body. “That was slightly overkill. You could’ve just started with the disintegration.”
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