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    Bavland
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    , but were transformed into toads.
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    Looking at it this way, each of the primeval spren were left on Roshar by Adonalsium for a specific purpose. We know the Wind was to protect, so I would conjecture that Stone was to remember, and Night was to foster/grow. Following this, I could see a spren of Day or Sea's purpose to be to expand/disseminate.
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    As you take the sandwich, you feel something shift and find yourself at the saber-toothed turtle disco party, although the sandwich was left behind. I ignore the Death Star. The fish with legs kidnap a FRED and sacrifice it as part of their ritual.
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    The FRED is caught in the explosion and is instantly killed due to the intensity of it. I, now being dead, exist as a Cognitive Shadow (in the exact same state as before) since I held enough Investiture to be considered a Splinter. I grab the sandwich from where it was floating in space. The fish with legs begin performing a dark ritual to resurrect Bartholomew.
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    Mail thieves
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    Still being made of pure Investiture, it passes through me. I am annoyed though. All of the FREDs teleport to a disco party for saber-toothed turtles that got out of control, and so they had to call in the mistborn parasitic worms, but that didn't work because the worms had no mouths and so could not consume metals. The FREDs are savagely torn apart by sabre-toothed turtles.
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    Oxen
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    I wave my hand, and all of the FREDs dissolve instantly. I create a new army of fish with legs. @sneak spooky spook guy
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    Poison
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    You are a dead FRED (see the previous post). Bartholomew ended up dying after all, I guess. In a furious rage, FRED (a different FRED) steals the super Nightblood and traps it in a self-sustaining bubble of stopped time, then absorbs its Cognitive aspect and encases it in silver to remove all Connections to it, destroying its spiritweb. FRED then blasts @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren with an absurd amount of raw Investiture, causing him to die of Investiture radiation and decaying his spiritweb as well. He then sets up a mechanism such that if KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren should ever be detected upon any of the three realms, they would be instantly Connected to the area next to the super Nightblood and then immediately launched through the silver into the bubble of frozen time, causing them to congeal as a two-dimensional blob on the very outside of it and be effectively removed from relevance. The FREDs that are still surrounding @Uninteligenius swipe the sandwich from him while he is distracted by Bartholomew's tragic end and deliver it to me without him or @NerdyAarakocra noticing. I warned you.
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    @SpiritOfWrath Malan leaves the child and begins searching for another victim.
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    You don't have to post it if you don't feel comfortable with that. Just say that you have spoken a Truth when you do.
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    FRED appears in front of you and eats the artichoke. Then he promptly dies of food poisoning.
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    The Wandersail
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    Unfortunately for you, @sneak spooky spook guy exited the Spiritual Realm decades into the future and does not exist in the current time. Do not invoke my wrath! Leave Bartholomew be! You forgot to add oil, and the recipe comes out tasting terrible.
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    "As good a place as any. But we would work faster separately."
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    "What is the radius of combustion?"
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    "Literally whomever."
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    "Keep killing people, I assume. You need a scythe. Oh - and they're supposed to be good people too."
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    Umm... What happened to this thread?
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    I will seek Truth and share it with those in need.
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    Deception
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    "Well, I have a really long string. Would that work?"
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    Malan turns to Fereteref. "I don't know, but they're reaped now."
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