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What's with the Beryllium-Neodymium-Yttrium alloy? Shadows Of Self

Valedictorian

Adonalsium will remember our plight eventually

A smashed phone Quantum misalignment & a church

try to cut the cheese, to see if I could do it What is the world's worst food?

You can however buy a sandwich in the shape of a dragon. Not the sandwich, which I am hiding somewhere (surprise), but a sandwich. Pastrami?

I built a quantum plane discombobulator and disassociated my Planck polygons from the IIIrd dimension into the IVth and all I got was this lousy #FifthWorldProblems

wiidk?

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Granted - You are dying violently in Scadrial's catacendre. I wish I could walk

Dont do it Its dangerous please you'll get disease dont doit

ah yes i forgot steel molecules

The Incredits - Michael Giacchino

I just had a math test If only I had bonded a cryptic

Can I have the exponential penny checkerboard?

Einstein

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore a shardblade formed into a suit of armor (not to be confused with shardplate) on the day he was to kill a king.

teleportation

Granted, it comes in the form of pennies, filling up the universe at such a high pressure that it is an infinitely massive black hole. The universe is over. Donezo. Gone. Gee, thanks, Truthwatcher. I wish the universe existed again.

A woodchuck would probably not chuck any. lol

Who just hacked my account and asked for your bones? I did! Haha! You'll never catch me! real classy, unknown siah aimian, editing my post /s.

I was going to sell them to my fellow immortal friends (the kandra ones not the siah aimian ones like me) and turn a profit alas, they are probably all ahead of me in line

Grammar worshiped the tigers' supremacy. why did that almost autocorrect to horsewhipped