The best revenge is living well
The second best revenge is paying people to call out their name in public, wave to them, and then walk up to another person, pretending that was who they were calling out too, and never noticed them.
LE GASP
ITS THE-THE FABLED ONE!
THE FABLED 'ANKLE BITTER LVL 99'!
THE ONE FATED TO BITE THE ANKLES OF THE GODS!
(and being friends sounds fun, lets do that!)
Granted. However, this causes for the earth to have been flat, and now everyone believes the earth is flat, and the round-earthers are the crazy ones, despite the new evidence.
I wish to get a good grade on my presentation