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    Dreadful
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    I'm super excited for the Cosmere works by Dan Wells (a little lower down on that same State of Sanderson). I read his stuff after listening to Intentionally Blank and he's such a great author. He actually helped write the Elsecaller short story in the double book thing, but I haven't read that one yet sadly. But ya Free Fall Seven Layer Burrito World! Had no clue that'd be Cosmere but I'm excited!
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    Raspberry
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    Golden from pop tart demon avengers has been stuck in my head for an unreasonable amount of time

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    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire. The apple absorbed some moist saltwater, straight from
  6. Oranjejuicemonki
    You plotted to kill my son! You planned to take my wife! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
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    Welcome! This is a cookie Meanwhile, this is a hemalurgically spiked cookie: Reputation is like when you press the heart button thingy on someone elses thing they get reputation and it gives you a rank. You're a skaa right now which means you have 2-4 reputation. Here's the list of ranks and how much reputation they are. Also, what's your favorite cosmere character so far?
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    Nah, Rock for Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor
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    1. Most doormats are made of coir which is coconut husk which has a lot of fiber which is like a good food thing. 2. Asserting dominance 3. This is probably the most important one, I didn't have a warrant so I needed a way to get rid of the evidence that I was ever there. What made you think acorns would be the best building matertial for the job?
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    Got him *weapon sounds* Mer-mercy
  11. Oranjejuicemonki
    yolk
  12. Oranjejuicemonki
    Make the king obey our command!
  13. Oranjejuicemonki
    Fight til the prince can barely stand!
  14. Oranjejuicemonki
    Capture him, he's our greatest chance!
  15. Oranjejuicemonki
    Fire!
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    Whoops, thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't noticed I put in a completely unrelated WoB lol
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    I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy! Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my wife and hurt my boy! I, have had, ENOUGH
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    The second best revenge is that one popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your teeth for 3 weeks.
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    You told me that was part of the plan! Whhhys there a chicken nugget in my shoe?
  20. Oranjejuicemonki
    The second best revenge is to get the automatic sink sensor thingymadoodle to refuse to acknowledge their existence.
  21. Oranjejuicemonki
    The second best revenge is to curse someone with an infinitely cold pillow and a perpetual rock in their shoe
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    Ya makes sense to me. I was saying I don't understand the point of Hell as understood by most people. As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I believe in in a different afterlife than many other Christians might. This is a video that explains really well the problems of Hell and the LDS view.
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    Growth
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    For real, it's crazy
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    Welcome! What happens if you draw a cursed sock puppet on purpose?
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